added pizzashill award (makes the recipient have to type more than 280 characters on every post/comment for 24hours, stacks and costs 1k)

I want to buy a set of pruning shears that I can use on the low effort bilge, often pinkies, in my threads.

Like if you got a problem with something I said and say it plain, that's the whole point. But the performative non-reading of my topics is funny half the time. The other half you need a big downmarsey.

But only if I designate the thread so people can rise to better behavior. Or at least, play with the edges of the censor I would thus wield, which is still better than the same repetitive bilge which engulfed reddit.

I could also trim irony poisoned shit.