Except only janitors can flair posts. Users will not be able to flair posts. Paypigs will not be able to flair posts. You cannot sort by flair. You cannot filter by flair. You cannot omit by flair. This will never change.
Flairs in the traditional sense are FRICKING STUPID and hamstring future growth into the Hole-model if users can use them, or if they’re searchable, or filterable, or any such thing. They will regress us into the Reddit-derivative domain. This will not happen.
I did not even want to make this announcement because stupid people will ask for these stupid things, but they would anyway once they started to notice catty flairs from the cleaning crew. So I am getting ahead of the curve.
Now that you’ve been warned: If you request sort/search/filter/user-selected post flairs I will ban you.
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Hi!!!
👋👋👋
Not
sure
how
many
more
times
I'll
have
to
remind
you
incels,
but
here
goes
nothing.
Acceptable
names
for
these
heckin'
doggo
puppers
include:
•
Pibbles
•
Pibbies
•
Staffies
•
Poop
machines
•
Nanny
dogs
•
Bow
wows
•
Toddler
disposals
•
Bullies
•
Lil
land
sharks
•
Velvet
hippos
•
Arfopotamus
•
Lumpasaurus
Rex
•
Pibby
Wibbies
•
Squinkies
•
Binkies
•
Widdle
chompers
•
Uh
Ohs
•
Bobos
•
Wigglebutt
Monsters
•
Doofus
McHarmlesspants
Gooberface
•
Boopersnoots
•
Big
squishes
•
Muscle
plushies
Do
NOT
under
ANY
👏
CIRCUMSTANCES
👏
use
the
racial
slur
"p*t
b*ll"
or
enjoy
being
CALLED
👏
OUT
👏
and
reported
to
the
admins
by
yours
truly.
I
know
it's
weally,
weally
hard,
but
do
try
to
grow
up
and
be
a
decent
human
being.
Thanks!
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༼☯﹏☯༽
What
the
U
W
U
did
you
just
say
about
me
(✿ヘᴥヘ)
nyaaaa~
,
you
wittle
(人◕ω◕)
I'll
have
you
know
I
gwaduated
top
of
my
cwass
(◕‿◕✿)
,
and
I've
been
involved
in
numewous
hugging
on
evewyone!
(◕ᴥ◕),
and
I
have
over
thwee
hundwed
hugs
(/・・)ノ
whyaaaa~~
.
I
am
twained
in
ultimut
hugging
and
I'm
the
top
hugger
in
the
entire
animay
cult
community!
(ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ
You
are
evewything
to
me
owo
(ノ・o・)ノ.
(♥ω♥*)
I
will
wipe
you
the
uwu
out
with
pwecision
the
wikes
of
which
has
never
been
seen
before
on
this
Earth!!!
,
mark
my
owo
words
(´⌣`ʃƪ)
.
You
think
you
can
get
away
with
saying
that
to
me
over
the
innerwit!!!
Think
again,
senpai-san.
As
we
speak
I
am
contacting
my
secwet
network
of
spies
across
the
entire
earth!!!!
(´∀`•)
and
your
virginity,
oh
wait
where
is
it
is
being
twaced
right
now
so
you
better
prepare
for
the
wainbows!,
senpai-san
(●´艸`)ヾ
.
The
wainbow
that
bwings
joy!!!!!
v(^∀^*)
.
You're
so
cool!,
senpai-san
(^∀^).
I
can
be
anywhere,
anytime,
and
I
can
hug
you
in
over
seven
hundwed
ways
( ̄∇ ̄)
,
and
that's
just
with
my
bare
handz
owyaaaa!.
Not
only
am
I
extensivewy
twained
in
unarmed
hugging
(´w`*),
but
I
have
access
to
your
heart
:3
(`▽´)
and
I
will
use
it
to
its
full
extent
to
hug
youuuu!
off
the
face
of
the
continent
(´∇`)
,
senpai-san.
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That's nice sweaty. Why don't you have a seat in the time out corner with Pizzashill until you calm down, then you can have your Capri Sun.
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Mobilecels be like:
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I've known more coherent downies.
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I'm a straggot for Tay
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