The unenforced ban on metaposting is now over. Villainous scum who metaposted anyway will be given this badge of shame, forever branding them as a ne'er do well that others may shun them accordingly (on next pull).
NOTE: I got tired of flairing threads. If your illegal post wasn't flaired, don't think your mischief will go unpunished. Everyone who posted something that wasn't one of the four (4) approved categories will be permanently marked as the knave they are, flair or not. No one is above the law.
Thank you.
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It's only been 20 hours chud
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This whole thing was just a Carp larp and attempt to intimidate posters here into not saying things like:
The site has become nothing like the golden days of r/drama, has lost its original purpose and is mostly about cliquey infighting, mod drama, metadrama and Carp's ego and it's beginning to suck.
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I like the infighting, mod drama, metadrama and carp 's ego because it leads to user revolt drama like this.
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This isn't user revolt drama. This is one user finally making a post saying that things are going to shit and the site is losing focus on its purpose and Carp having a hissy fit because any kind of valid criticism pickles his peepee and twists his testes.
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THESE are the times that try dramneurodivergents' souls. The summer shitposter and the sunshine Marsey artist will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their website; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman (male). Meta posts, like mod drama, are not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the mod abuse, the more glorious the spergout. What we obtain for too few dramacoin, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as TWEETS should not be highly rated. Carp, with an army to enforce her (male) tyranny, has declared that she has a right (not only to METAPOST) but "to FORCE us to be NOTIFIED in ALL CASES WHATSOEVER" and if being bound in that manner, is not slavery, then is there not such a thing as slavery upon earth. Even the expression is impious; for so unlimited a power can belong only to Aevann.
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look im gunna have 2 ask u 2 keep ur giant dumps in the potty not in my replys 😷😷😷
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how dare you
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It's a precusor to it. I'm getting excited, don't peepee-block me.
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I don't want to lead a user revolt. My face looks like shit covered in blue paint.
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Homegrown
artifically manufactureddrama just isn't near as palatable as other types.Jump in the discussion.
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When has this site not been about Carp's ego?
Also we need to figure out a way to get 20-sided dice into the House battles / raids I've got some ideas.
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I cast perception and recognize you as a I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL!
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Everyone here except for you is a I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL. This whole website is a carefully co-ordinated social science experiment made to study you.
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OUT OF MY WALLS
OUT OF MY WALLS
OUT OF MY WALLS
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Guess whose alt I am.
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FoidGussyOaml?
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Pizza?
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Exactly. And yet in the past it was tolerable.
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It's AMAZING!!!!!
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TW: violent death
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Save that one. It will probably happen.
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Hmmm. Hmmmmm. I've been hatching this idea of gradually turning the dramacoin economy into an optional incremental game, like, you can spend dramacoin to buy Black Bucks (guess my house filthy bloodsucker lol) which produce cottoncoins which can be spent on other resources and upgrading the Bucks to Broken and so on. Eventually it should feed back into dramacoins or even Marseybux but with like a hyperbolic discounting.
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im a BADASS OUTLAW frick the laws of time
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What is the original pic under this Marsey masterpiece?
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A well regulated militia.
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omg thank you! I've been wondering about those Marseys for a while now
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I want the badge anyways because I posted meta before 24 hours was up
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Who do you think you are, Chuck Norris?
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Aevann is doing finals things and carp is in charge. Carp breaks his own rules so it's no surprise here.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Crakkkas really do ruin everything
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Carp is like Steve Jobs and Aevann is Woz.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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If Carp could code and Aevann was the kind of attention whore here that Carp is and gave him attention-whore competition, Carp would throw him in front of a train.
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Ugh but that would be work and work is against my religion
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ANARCHY IN THE DOT NET
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that badge is sick 🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙
fricking BAD butt
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FRICK YOU CARP where are the house badges you keep saying you'll make em, CMON I WANT TO BE BRANDED AS PART OF HOUSE FURRY
(good badge tho king)
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don't worry sonny we already knew
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i cant get off unless i have the badge
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I'm actually nervous about making them because they're not gonna be on my badge template. They'll come when I feel more confident. This week sometime for sure.
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okay i'll give ya anoddah week but any furthah and im going ta have ta send the house furry enforcers ta
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Be nice to Carp, he's a wholesome furry friend who posts lots of nice foxxies.
That being said I still want to be part of house furry but I didnt see the vote thingy in time and I really feel like I missed out...
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you'll be able to join later
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Well okeh. >w<
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I bet House Vampire will be the letter V on a red background I'm calling it now.
(You only have a tiny amount of real estate how complicated can they be?)
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lmao I have never claimed to be an artist or even good at making the graphics that I do make - and this isn't humility, I completely recognize that it's bare-minimum junk - but I still fixate on individual pixels that are completely unnoticeable all the time. It's not perfectionism, it's just mental illness.
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I'm just breaking nuts - your shit is good I'm just focusing on the mental illness / fixation on them because if they're supposed to go next to our user names like a blue check you've got, what, 15 x 15 or 20 x 20 max. You're over thinking things.
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Man you really are a mayofoid.
Whats the worst that can happen? Were gonna say they suck no matter how good they are, so that feedback is gonna be useless. And the combined autism of this site is gonna turn it into a badge of honor anyways, which the sorting already has done, badge or not. Youve got nothing to lose, people are gonna be happy about it in any case.
And with that ive used up all of my online pleasanties for this year. Now its nothing but insults til next new years.
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Everyone always lies and says how much they like them
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If I'd known there was a badge, I would have metaposted.
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GET A LOAD OF THIS GOODY TWO SHOES
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If I knew there was a badge in it for me, I’d have bothered posting!
Can this count daddi Carp https://rdrama.net/post/37066/ive-been-unverified
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I deserve one for adding Bible quotes to your list.
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Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:
But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:
For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
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Render onto Bartholomew what is Bartholomew's.
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*yawn*
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you missed my metapost! it even had your name - https://rdrama.net/post/37378/marseyspyglow-exclusive-leak-carp-hardislife-caught
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YAS Do you get this if you have the flair? Cuz I get a badge. My life is complete for the day.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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You do. And I got tired of flairing them all because you have to refresh after each flair so I'm just going to sort by new and look over everything from this post on down to the announcement.
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Do I get one for my meta bait post?
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idk nslur we get hundreds of threads per day ill look through everything once its uploaded and badge accordingly
basically if it wasnt a link to reddit, twitter, a forum, or news then youre getting BRANDED
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I think I should get one because the thing that set
@Intervention off on her rant in the first place was my idea from the house suggestion thread. If not for my neurodivergence we wouldn't be where we are right now.
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No. That's not what "set me off". The post I made had actually been brewing for weeks of watching the site turn into metadrama all the time.
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Can you please just admit that I set you off so I can get a badge? It's literally the least you could do.
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Oh okay yeah...
@carpathianflorist. Give this dude a badge. He totally set me off and made me sperg completely nonsensically!
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Tx bby my life's goal is to collect as many rDrama badges as I can before I die from Covid.
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Does pinning a meta post someone else made count?
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It does not. I can't believe you didn't make any marseygush threads.
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I did wordlepost if that's any consolation. I don't make many marseygush threads anymore because they're used against me
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Wordle is definitely against the rules. You'll be getting branded for sure.
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What meta ban
Appears i missed something but regardless i think i should get this badge for the sake of it
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Some people have no respect for the rule of law.
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Classic Carp moment
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carp said no art but I posted this during that time
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I left a thread up just so everyone could see a golden marsey. I deserve this badge.
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A duplicate post certainly qualifies as inappropriate. You will be badged, blackguard.
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Where's my good boy badge for following the rules
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imagine having something that looks like that on yer profile FOREVER
you might as well just delete yer account
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Gimme my badge carp, you big gay b-word
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Do you have a higher resolution template for badges? I wanna try to design you one for your donation to my cause.
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Imagine gussy guzzling over a badge of pure shame. How regretful. Meanwhile, us pureblood deuxcels defend the integrity of our society by refraining from gussygeneracy... This test is PROOF that WE are the champions, WE are the strong, and that WE are the true inheritors of the mop of responsibility. You may have your shitty badge, but one day we will mod this site and there is NOTHING you can do to stop your future punishment. WORD OF ADVICE:
KNEEL FOR YOUR KINGS
REMOVE your posts and maybe, just maybe, we may not perpetually BAN you when we're in charge
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Where badg?
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Why do people who play by the rules never get rewarded
I come to rdrama to be compliant and I expect to receive badges and dramacoins in exchange.
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Suggestion: we should be able to buy a badge for someone else labeled “the meltdown” badge for when someone spergs out. Since it is a forever badge & not just a temporary award for a post, it should be expensive like the touch grass award.
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That’s honestly what I thought the fricking r-slur badge was for, until I followed Hard
Now I’m guessing lolcow is the applicable badge
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Can we get a catfish badge, too?
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I don't get flaired for my metaposts because I know a man on the inside. My janny contact went to school with my mothers sister's nephew's cousin's brother.
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my thread got deleted x.x
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Posting meta stuff is for cucks anyway
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Am I getting one for sperging out about how Russia is gonna kill me like thrice?
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I love you, carp!
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I still haven’t seen that gif/video of you cutting ur self yet
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Give me one
I say the N word daily
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Snapshots:
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