welcome to the @TED_SIMP update
we’ve worked very hard on this for a very long time
it is the result of months and months of collaborative effort between dozens of team members
enjoy 🙏🏽
(if you don’t enjoy for some reason, u can buy Beano in the shop)
(this will just run for a few days don’t stress)
(though aevann made me a toggle to switch it on and off in the future at will)
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Poor Ted really became the butt of this joke
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he won’t leave me alone 😭
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Maybe it's like elementary school and this is just his way of saying he likes you
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i hope he dies
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That's not very nice, play nice with your boyfriend.
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this is a nightmare, i just want to post birds man
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maybe if you sic your birds of prey on him, he'll be torn to shreds. Tell me a birdfact, which kind of eagle or osprey will eat a carp in the most violent manner?
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osprey love fish, they would totally gut him
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Can I have 36 coins
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Some osprey are really cool and smart birds. I've interacted with some on the coast and they impressed me greatly.
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babe you’re being rude
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Kiss! Kiss!
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DON’T CALL ME THAT YOU FREAK
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I’M ANGRY!! I’M ANGRY AT HIM
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that's what i told her too lmao, carp got a thing for anorexics and he's mentally a child so it makes sense
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i hear wedding bells
oh no wait, its just the voices
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so far he’s one of the VERY FEW moids on this site to NOT creep on me so i’m REALLY hoping that’s not the case…
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oh he's just biding his time, waiting for the right moment to strike
you thinking he's harmless is part of his plan...
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Ah crap thanks for reminding me
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Wouldn't that be
@sandkwinn
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It's supposed to say fartbinn goddarn it
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No+keep yourself safe
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this really should be MarseyAssyMcGee tbh
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