FARTMODE IS LIVE

welcome to the @TED_SIMP update

we’ve worked very hard on this for a very long time

it is the result of months and months of collaborative effort between dozens of team members

enjoy 🙏🏽

(if you don’t enjoy for some reason, u can buy Beano in the shop)
(this will just run for a few days don’t stress)
(though aevann made me a toggle to switch it on and off in the future at will)


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17334134537326243.webp

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I am physiologically cursed in that I cannot burp, and as result of this I have the most prolific bussy trumpet probably of all dramatards and anyone I know. Thank you for making me feel at home.

:#!marseyhappytears:

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Yeah sometimes I gotta shake'em up and make them a little flat or it'll be a pain. It's surprising how fast air can travel though the entire GI tract. Thankfully they're nearly odorless if I downed like a six pack or something on an empty stomach.

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Have you ever shotgunned a beer? Did it push you like a jetpack burst?

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this is interesting. do you know why that happens?

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Lack any voluntary control to relax the upper esophageal sphincter, ifyouknowwhatimean

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