u can now upload an mp3 file to be your profile song (instead of a youtube video)

Oh boy…

Whoever is running the LLM account needs to set his farewell speech as the profile song.

https://vocaroo.com/1MwSUzPucHTF

Better yet, use @SeriousPostingCuteTwink ‘s cover that did not get the appreciation it deserved.

https://vocaroo.com/1dxVPK8gJsBJ

Look Aevann I’m really happy for you, imma let you finish, but I still got the best profile anthem of all time. Of all time.

My profile song is a military briefing by yours truly.

Finally, 8mb, I can fit in my favorite song

How long until we can use soundgasm links? I have a really funny one.

Slay queen

I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fricked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:

• ⁠A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want my stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight

• ⁠A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor

• ⁠They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name) • ⁠One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns

• ⁠The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man

• ⁠The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life"

• ⁠The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos

• ⁠The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy)

• ⁠During every successful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free

Snapshots:

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

• ghostarchive.org (click to archive)

Nice, thanks!

I've updated my profile to the most appropriate song

Still no FLACs? Frick you, you worthless code troglodyte.

since the site used to convert youtube to mp3 already, i used it to download old profile songs months ago