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Y'all Seein' Eye added to shop; plus #8ball, leaderboard, and more

You can now purchase the Y'all Seein' Eye award in the shop for 150 000 DC. This allows you to be able to view you profile visitors, and you get a fun Texas-themed badge with it. Carp fought hard against adding this because he hates fun and he hates Texas, but the forces of good prevailed in the end. For all you badge collectors (art courtesy @McCoxmaul):

EDIT: In light of further mod discussion and public reception, the Y'all Seein' Eye has been removed. Rest of changelog still stands.

![](https://rdrama.net/i/badges/136.webp?v=1016)

Eight-Ball Fortunes: You can now put #8bαll in your comments for a random magic eight-ball fortune. Like #fοrtune but a less eclectic, more standard set of answers.

Leaderboard: https://rdrama.net/leaderboard now has a table of contents at the top so you don't have to scroll so much, plus a floating back-to-top button in the bottom right. We also now have a "Top 25 Most Blocked" hiscore table at bottom.

Confetti: As you likely noticed, confetti recently become less ghetto. It's not changing any more. If you want the (((coin))) shower back, beg hard enough and it might become a new award. No promises, though—the (((cabal))) is very restrictive about certain award themes.

Minor Patch Notes:

  • Randomly chosen agendaposter PFPs are back—no more Astolfo only. We added a few more images too so our chuds can really feel represented in their pictures!

  • User count on the sidebar is still undergoing formatting changes. The random flavor text ("x chuds currently agendaposting", etc) will be back soon.

  • Chat is fixed.

  • User profile pages now have many more HTML id attributes in the markup. This should make customizing profile CSS somewhat less of a pain. Feel free to ask if there's other elements you want a class or id on.

  • More Marseys are still coming Soon™. Carp is very bad at computers.

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🔞🔞🔞 Won 1000 Coins

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am I r-slurred

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i wonder if Carp staged that shooting in Texas.

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that cant be true

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:#marseyspit:

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tysm codecels :marseyhearts:

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Your fortune: Average Luck

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it’s fun isn’t it lmao :@transmission_enjoyerpat:

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when you get good fortune but it gets deboonked

Lmao bardcels stay losing

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You can now purchase the Y'all Seein' Eye award in the shop for 150 000 DC. This allows you to be able to view you profile visitors

Or you could just trade 4000dc/month with someone with Marseybux to have them benefactor award you :marseyshrug:

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Sweaty I’d benefactor you for free 🤗

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You're a good person.

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Hey

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@FrozenChosen hey frick you b-word

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You are already showing as benefactored, I’ll sponsor you next month when they refresh my marseybux. You know you are my favorite 🤗

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LEAVE FROZEN ALONE

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Done ✅

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Thanks so much!!!

:#@frozenchosenpat: :#marseykneel:

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:marseyexcited:

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As the second most blocked user I would gun for first place but unfortunately I don't think its possible to be more agnoxious than @SeriousPostingCuteTwink lmao

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You’d have to be really ugly to beat him.

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Shame since all of us powerfur users are so heckin cute and valid

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You could always give him the unblockable award and bump yourself up to first

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I'm broke from pinning furry porn to the front page lol

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Lurkers better start signing up and voting on my shit, because I just spent all my dc and I need that badge


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smdh fricking kek shame bc that badge cute AF

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do I have a humiliatingly small peepee

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What a steal!

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User profile pages now have many more HTML id attributes in the markup. This should make customizing profile CSS somewhat less of a pain. Feel free to ask if there's other elements you want a class or id on.

Where? I feel somewhat cheated now but i love my profile so i don't even care :marseyseethe:

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are u back on the emo/doomer arc? the butterfly pfp didnt last long lmfao

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ye she is I tried to send her a love message on her profile 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ but it’s the an hero one

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It's been like that ever since snakes changed my profile for me lmaooo

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I want a new butterfly but i can't find one i like so i might have to make one myself 😫

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No, it's not good enough, sorry. i need it to be like the other one and all glittery and red and gold and black and flapping its gay wings

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gay wings

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Nooooooo ugh :marseysigh::marseyfacepalm::marseydisagree:

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smfh make your mind up u foid

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It has to be a glittery animated gif, that's obviously the most important part :marseyraging:

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Still no automatic profile customization type stuff. Just made it easier to write CSS for the codecels. Like some of those really long pieces of code I had you use are a lot shorter now. We are eventually working on normie-accessible profile customization but that's a long ways down the line.

The value of your custom profile is still intact :marseythumbsup:

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We are eventually working on normie-accessible profile customization

Don't do it!! i was so proud of myself for spending 5 seconds looking up how to change something else to "contain" that now I'm strictly on team Learn2Code (still help me if something comes up though ily)

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Average foid codecel :#@idkpat:

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Am i going to frick this up

Edit: got a 500 timeout server error after i posted this :marseyilluminati2:

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Randomly chosen agendaposter PFPs are back—no more Astolfo only.

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New badge?

Goomble time !slots1000

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Not anymore :(

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will this update make me nut in the future?

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I can't even save up to 20k because I always spend my dc

The 8-Ball Says: As I see it, yes.

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is this a bad change

#8bαll

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:#marseycry:

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cirno is a cute

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@GlowShark_donGERous_ fix it so it doesnt detect my alt/@joebiden2

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Why don’t you want it to detect your alt?

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Pay me 250DC

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Fix it

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That’s not Cirno :marseymad:

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'a' not 'α'. We don't actually have any way to literally write the word in text without it changing.

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edit: Ok, this is allegedly r-slurred.

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See, I would've thought people would've noticed it on my last changelog. fortune had an omicron in it, and factcheck had a lunate sigma.

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The 8-Ball Says: Outlook not so good.

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smh nice escape characters

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Don't you?

#8ball

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Good thinking!

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Well that's fricking r-slurred

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can't you just use some kind of 0-width character/space unicode thingy?

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The 8-Ball Says: My sources say no.

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If you want the (((coin))) shower back, beg hard enough and it might become a new award

I really liked the coin shower effect but it never felt completely like confetti imo so I'm glad it was changed again. As for the coin shower I think it could be repurposed if we ever get a dramacoin multiplier award

@carpathianflorist would an award that allows the target comment/post to get X2 dramacoin multiplier be a good idea?

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Waaaaaay too easily exploited. We’ve had people upmarsey themselves tens of thousands of times. Manually. Never underestimate the depths at which rDrama users dwell. They are why we can’t have fun things like that.


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no 👀 I assumed it was neet codecels writing scripts n codecel shit holy frick that’s pathetic (ignore me simping n upmarseying manually my mutuals 💀)

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What if it was luck based? Something like 50/50 chances it gives you a x2 multiplier or otherwise -1 dramacoin per up/downmarsey

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Will Marsey become real if I pray hard enough?

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I love adding awards that no one on the site can afford atm.

Very good and usable.

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The 8-Ball Says: Yes.

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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Your fortune: Watch Your Back

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Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Y'all confirmed to be part of official rdrama canon, fricking deal with it y'all I told you it was the best :marseydab::marseydab::marseydab:

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Peepee

Your fortune: Average Luck

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150k? Why put things in like 5 people can get

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More Marseys are still coming Soon™

The future is bright :marseythumbsup:

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Booo :#marseyfart::#marseybrap::#marseysniff:

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I’m with carp on that one, this award sucks. As a form of protest I won’t buy it.

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I'm cool

The 8-Ball Says: As I see it, yes.

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#8bαll

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The 8-Ball Says: My reply is no.

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Dont fix chat, chat is cancer

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Top 25 by badges

i'm number 26

(X) doubt

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will my next fart bring tears or joy or sadness?

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!wordle

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!wordle

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