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disabled the effects of "shit", "fireflies", and "fireworks" awards on devices with less than 3GB RAM

0->2.99 GB RAM won't see them, 3GB->∞ will

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Can we disable the site entirely for anyone with a device more than 5 years old?

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Can we disable the site entirely

:#chadyes:

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less than

people consooming new PCs or cuckphones deserve to be booted off the internet

learn to use DOS

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:#marseywagie:

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exactly

wagies spend all their money on stupid shit, and now innocent dramatards have to suffer for it

computers should cost $10,000 in today's money and be impossible to use if you're r-slurred

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So only Indians would have access to the web?

:marseytunaktunak:

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sexy Indian dudes are poor lol

there'd be one computer for every village and the village fatty would have to run on a treadmill to power it for the one hour of "plz send bobs and vagene" we'd get every week

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i was referring to brainpower, not wealth, but they can just scam some grandmothers to afford the newest hardware.

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Ameri-jeets are rich

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I think richer than Jews, if I remember correctly. In fifteen years, we're going to be blaming the latest monkeypox pandemic on the crafty, wily, deceitful streetshitters.

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In the city above mine we call Paki-town (it's actually mostly indians, not pakis but who's counting?) wealth by religion goes

  1. Hindus

  2. Jews

  3. Atheists

  4. Christian

  5. Sikhs

  6. Muslims

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Sounds great for me! Got this 10 y/o itty bitty little thing in thrift store for about 15 bucks in almost perfect condition! :marseylaptop:

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The weapons of racism

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I'm still trying to get this thing to work. It fricking CHOKES on Bunsenlabs.

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Puppy or Porteus maybe?

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For some reason grub4dos gives me an error on launch on puppeh. I'll try minimal Debian and if it won't fly I'll try Puppy again.

Edit: Turns out it is some openbox-specific problem.

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learn to use DOS

:#marseyterrydavis:

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Learn to use TEMPLE

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God's own OS

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Has anyone posted from an 8 bit computer yet?

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Must... consooom....

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the site uses a ton of new javascript apis iirc so its ostensibly broken for anyone who doesnt update their browser often

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Ikr most of these features don't actually work in Lynx.

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Potato vision browser

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You must consooooom the latest Samsung, it has more megapixels!


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My phone is from 2015 and I have to restart it every 30 minutes because the graphics start to flicker :trolldespair:

I still have enough RAM to see the shit though lol

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But but but my s7!!!

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give them a pop up to download the latest internet explorer

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Browsing just this site on Firefox uses 1gb of the ram on my S21+ lol I don't know how people with older phones can even use this site

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This site is the proof that the A series really are great value phones

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