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Merryvann
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#76128
disabled the effects of "shit", "fireflies", and "fireworks" awards on devices with less than 3GB RAM
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Can we disable the site entirely for anyone with a device more than 5 years old?
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less than
people consooming new PCs or cuckphones deserve to be booted off the internet
learn to use DOS
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exactly
wagies spend all their money on stupid shit, and now innocent dramatards have to suffer for it
computers should cost $10,000 in today's money and be impossible to use if you're r-slurred
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So only Indians would have access to the web?
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sexy Indian dudes are poor lol
there'd be one computer for every village and the village fatty would have to run on a treadmill to power it for the one hour of "plz send bobs and vagene" we'd get every week
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i was referring to brainpower, not wealth, but they can just scam some grandmothers to afford the newest hardware.
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Ameri-jeets are rich
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I think richer than Jews, if I remember correctly. In fifteen years, we're going to be blaming the latest monkeypox pandemic on the crafty, wily, deceitful streetshitters.
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In the city above mine we call Paki-town (it's actually mostly indians, not pakis but who's counting?) wealth by religion goes
Hindus
Jews
Atheists
Christian
Sikhs
Muslims
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Sounds great for me! Got this 10 y/o itty bitty little thing in thrift store for about 15 bucks in almost perfect condition!
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The weapons of racism
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I'm still trying to get this thing to work. It fricking CHOKES on Bunsenlabs.
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Puppy or Porteus maybe?
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For some reason grub4dos gives me an error on launch on puppeh. I'll try minimal Debian and if it won't fly I'll try Puppy again.
Edit: Turns out it is some openbox-specific problem.
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Learn to use TEMPLE
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God's own OS
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Has anyone posted from an 8 bit computer yet?
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Must... consooom....
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the site uses a ton of new javascript apis iirc so its ostensibly broken for anyone who doesnt update their browser often
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Ikr most of these features don't actually work in Lynx.
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Potato vision browser
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You must consooooom the latest Samsung, it has more megapixels!
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My phone is from 2015 and I have to restart it every 30 minutes because the graphics start to flicker
I still have enough RAM to see the shit though lol
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But but but my s7!!!
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give them a pop up to download the latest internet explorer
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Browsing just this site on Firefox uses 1gb of the ram on my S21+ lol I don't know how people with older phones can even use this site
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This site is the proof that the A series really are great value phones
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shit and firefly awards are cool. the fireworks and ricardo party awards destroy my ram and they take up too much of the screen
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I can't support this anti-Ricardoism. Absolutely disgusting.
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Adblock them then
You didn't hear it from me
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how do i do that?
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Have a go with the element picker.
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If you don't know how to do it you don't deserve it
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Poor
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i have a Vulcan BlueGene computer which cost me 100 million dollars. dont come at me talking about " ha ha ha you're poor." i can buy your entire family sweaty
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Heh?
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just download more RAM from the internet
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Or order some from the Ram Ranch.
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!(navigator.deviceMemory < 3)is
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You're right, then how would the check work on chadzilla? UA strings?
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At the moment the code is made in a way that if deviceMemory is not present will act as the device has more than 3gib of memory.
Probably the best way would be to detect the monitor's refresh rate and monitor the frames and disable and re-enable effects dynamically if the rendering engine is loosing frames
A month ago I started working on a possible implementation but then I lost interest after a day
. I went only as far as implement the fps counter lol
also notice how the seals perfectly hit the borders of the screen
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That sounds cool but kinda excessive for a site that's not streaming vidya or
games nonsense
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just say that you hate Science, chud
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It's over for RAMlets.
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Wtf they worked fine on my shitty tablet. Change it back or make it an option.
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how much RAM does ur tablet have
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Can't see fireflies and shit now, and I have 8gb (android).
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Same but on Windows 10 PC with 16 gb.
Edit: fixed ty Aevann
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I still see them from my 4gb ram phone
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Looks like 3 gb
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Can we disable android users too please?
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Yeah, we have to bring them to parity with apple users who were born r-slurred.
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It went downhill when apple added “right clicks”.
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Hey you updated your profile, very cute and summery
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It might be winter by the time](/i/l.webp)
is added to the list 
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Summer marsey is so cute it needs to be added asap
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I swear I offered to do the Marsey adding like every month for the past half year and "carp will do it" was the response.
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Ty!!!
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all mobilecels need to go
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Can't disable iphone users because they're already disabled. You know, like... disabled... you get it?
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Phones whit less than 4gb still exist?
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For poors I guess?
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Theres probably 100 bucks phones that have more
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I was using one with 1,5 up until recently, it was like 5+ years old lmao
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my iphone 6s (only 2gb) still works fine
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Please detect if the user is a Straggot and continually log them out.
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Why do we allow ‘people’ on this site if they have less than 4GB of RAM?
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LMFAOOO
Poorcels can't into awards anymore
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Wtf is wrong with webshitters that these animations take so much fricking ram? I can do this in C and tun them on a potato
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When I was
I did animations in C and crashed my computer
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Ban all mobile user agent strings.
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how about you just let everyone disable this shit so we can open/read all the threads
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I'm running 20gbs of ram on this lil chugger of a laptop.
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please don't tell me you have a 16 and a 4 stick in your computer
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I can't remember. Why?
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that's horribly un-optimized. Ram comes in 2/4/8/16/32 gb sticks, you're supposed to match the make and size. if you have a 4 and a 16 idk wtf you're doing
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Can't remember. Shit works well though, I upgraded for audio software.
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I still see those awards while my phone has 3gb of Ram
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0->2.99 GB RAM won't see them, 3GB->∞ will
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Ok, but I can’t open Marsey smiles the page just freezes on safari. (I am certain it somewhat connected with latest Apple iOS update since now chrome works better on my iPhone than safari)
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use chrome then lol
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Poorcels stay losing
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You’re a chud, CHUD I tell you. LOL you chud, chuuud. How do you feel about that CHUD. CHUd CHUd chudereeno. Now your really triggered aren’t you ChUd. Guess what? You are a CHUD. Over at groomercord we all sat around and decided you are all CHUDs and guess what, turns out you are CHUDs. My good pall Lex even draws the CHUDJAX that really trigger you CHUDs so badly. Xe knows how bad the CHud Jax trigger you LOL that’s why xe keeps drawing more chuds. Really gets your little CHUD brain CHUDDING doesn’t it. The left can meme CHUD boyz, the CHUD meme proves it that the left memes harder and better than any CHUD ever could! Don’t you feel dumb/pitiful/bad/stupid/chuddy/arrogant now chud?!? You fascist CHUDS think that your literally hunderands of thousands of “topical/Witty memes” were soooo funny, fricking chuds. You stupid CHUDS couldn’t understand our early Epic Memes (circa 2016), because your tiny Virgin CHUD brains couldn’t handle “walls of text”. So we got together and had intellectual discussions on how to destroy you CHUDS (you weren’t yet called CHUDby us but you still were CHUDS). We then tried to depict the trans community in a series of CHUD take down comix displaying trans women in a positive light destroying CHUdS with FAX& LOGIX. But you stupid CHADS can’t understand the elegance of the trans community. Stupid chuds. So we met again this time we knew we needed to dumb down our memes to YOUR DUMB CHUD level so that even you STUPID CHUDs Could understand. 1 fricking word. Something so potent it would DESTROY YOU CHUDS FOREVER. C-H-U-D. That’s CHUD fricking right. We deployed the CHUd Device And 4CHUD has been decimated. We know we destroyed 4chan with this meme because it’s a fact that you are triggered CHUD. And if you say you aren’t triggered or a chud that just proves how triggered/CHUDy you are. Hahaha CCHHUUDD!
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The pharoh takes pity on the RAMcels. Long may he reign.
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It was just fine, now I can't see anything cool and shiny :(
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Poorcels OUT
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lol
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Oh thank god i thought you meant entirely.
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how do you know how much wam i have
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I have way more than 3GB of RAM, but I can't see the effects.
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I realized my phone sucks.
The shit effect didn't lag my phone though, the ricardo effect does...
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Great news for everyone using the Nintendo DS web browser cartridge.
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Lame you should have quadrupled the effects to own poorcels
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Yo Aevann, when I try to reply to a comment on my iPad the keyboard won’t pop up. Text box editor opens up, just not a corresponding keyboard. Applestrag problems so I don’t necessarily expect you to do anything about it but thought you should know.
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rdrama should only be accessible through templeOS via AOL 3.0 connection.
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You should have doubled their intensity to punish poorcels
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