If you had a jannied comment in this thread, you got one.
https://rdrama.net/post/8774/update-on-ahs-dossier-access
Not given to the dozens who at least did their best to mask their neurodivergence and instead sent a DM or joined the Groomercord to screech DOSSIER? DOSSIER? DOSSIER WHERE??
Special mention to @ENSLAVE_THE_WHITES who posted - holy shit - three separate comments in a confused bid to ruin the ruse.
There was even a link in the OP to LLM’s profile with the top thread being about his attempt to lure AHS mods here. The dossier bit was incredibly low effort bait to get them to worry when they came and looked at the site from his modmail. And you all RUINED IT.
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I was just pasting this last night but I woke up and there were well over 50 more and I couldn’t be bothered anymore so I just called it quits and made the badge.
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Hey! I found two spies! And you did nothing!??
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I get so many notifications on here that it’s borderline literally unusable. If I actually reply to something it’s usually because I got lucky and noticed it in a thread I was viewing.
What’s this about spies
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Randos making new accounts PM'ing for the top secret instructions for the dossier.
@neighborrdly and 
@Noname . SHOW YOURSELVES!!
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Are those accounts new or just lurkers? I found
@Rich but I don’t know if the account is new.
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A bunch but it’s entirely possible that they’re just r/dramacel lurkers who were waiting to bite the bullet to join.
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Rich is online now. I just got a dm asking for the dossier.
Edit: darn rich just said he saw this thread.
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Because you messaged me first and I had no way to know it's not real.
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How do you like your shiny new badge?
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I told someone that if they wanted to see “the dossier” they had to make more posts. (They haven’t posted yet.) You could probably get some of these r-slurs to do anything just to see “it”.
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Tag me next time
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