In anticipation of Lollapalooza… er, darn, hats are taking a while; that was two weeks ago. In anticipation of Burning Man, we're giving our beloved Dramatards (especially @Goomble) what you've been asking for ever since Carp prematurely announced them: flower crowns. Today's update adds fifteen (15) flower crowns, and everyone will now have random flower crowns visible throughout the site. Please partake in white girl music festival activities responsibly.
P.S. The Actual Hats Update is still coming sometime before Christ returns to judge the quick and the dead. The flower crowns will be part of the real hats update. You do not get to keep your flower crowns. What sort of r-slur takes home things they found on the ground at a festival? That's like picking up beer-soaked beads at Mardi Gras.
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sidenote: if you actually believe carp’s hat announcements ur unironically r-slurred, he literally said himself that he’ll stop the fake announcements when you stop believing them
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Carp doesn’t lie r-slur
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...but this time he was right
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