In anticipation of Lollapalooza… er, darn, hats are taking a while; that was two weeks ago. In anticipation of Burning Man, we're giving our beloved Dramatards (especially @Goomble) what you've been asking for ever since Carp prematurely announced them: flower crowns. Today's update adds fifteen (15) flower crowns, and everyone will now have random flower crowns visible throughout the site. Please partake in white girl music festival activities responsibly.
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P.S. The Actual Hats Update is still coming sometime before Christ returns to judge the quick and the dead. The flower crowns will be part of the real hats update. You do not get to keep your flower crowns. What sort of r-slur takes home things they found on the ground at a festival? That's like picking up beer-soaked beads at Mardi Gras.
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kill me ur pfp even cuter now 😭😭
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lmfao they keep changing bb mines now red roses n u got the
colors 🥰😘
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😘😘
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What is a hat?
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flower crown!!!! even better!
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I wrote a script to specifically block you and still debating on automatic downmarsey. It would be symbolic, but just gives you more dc so.?
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hat?
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blocking is for limp wrist kitties imo
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Ok, u2 I hate to have to do it
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u2
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I dindu nuffin
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MFW I finally get a hat
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BPD foids: the movie
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She at least got rid of her LVM scrote bf and became an actual queen instead of seething about him online.
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Hey, I hope that one day I too can hook up with some sexy hottie much younger than me, and if I do I would love for her to be the kind of ride-or-die b-word who would defend my reputation (like Florence defended Zach) when stupid terminally online
garbage started insinuating that I was a pervert for dating 
instead of 
Zach Braff may not exactly be a "high-T male", but good for him for reeling in a sexy snack like Florence Pugh. Dude's got to have at least some game to have pulled that off.
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Violence
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Redditor
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It looks like your avatar has a sweet fade
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Oh wait it changed lol at first it was black and looked like hair
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I finally saw which one you were talking about. You're right, it is pretty sweet
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Wow, it only took you until now to figure it out? Must be nice to be so smart.
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The flower crowns are randomly generated, bbbb
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Why don't you just buy a real flower crown, you pathetic excuses for a human?
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test
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Did I pass the test?
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I will now add fifteen (15) more flower crowns before launch so some can still be a surprise.
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Remember this means you have to write fifteen (15) more flower crown hat descriptions. …Thank you for your valiant sacrifice.
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I am LOOKING FORWARD TO IT
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☆King Crown☆
Used to show that someone words words words words words sneed
—Carp
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Way ahead of you
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I want to thank you for causing drama in my life spices things up
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i hope we can get a louis vuitton yarmulke
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Lmao. Your pfp with it's new hat is
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✨😍✨
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Nice comment lmao
but ted looks so cute+innocent under those flowers 🥺
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never began for phonecels
looks? my boy ted dindu nuffin fr fr
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But these are complete random
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hat
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I love lana
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She loves you!
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I think it would be hotter if she felt contempt and a sense of superiority towards me.
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No astronaut helmet?
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hat
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I'm pretty sure we have both an astronaut and a cosmonaut helmet in the set for the Actual Hat Update!
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Hat!
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I'm the King of Carrot Flowers
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I want a sunflower crown
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Slava UKRANI!
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Away til 2 weeks from today but if hats can happen before then I will make them from my work computer just lmk
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I love mine so much!!
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holy shit that is what the hats are?
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This is just testing the display functionality
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is it tho
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I am now a hippie
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This is totally inline with my chakra's.
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