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HAT The rDrama Music Festival Update (aka: Hat?)

In anticipation of Lollapalooza… er, darn, hats are taking a while; that was two weeks ago. In anticipation of Burning Man, we're giving our beloved Dramatards (especially @Goomble) what you've been asking for ever since Carp prematurely announced them: flower crowns. Today's update adds fifteen (15) flower crowns, and everyone will now have random flower crowns visible throughout the site. Please partake in white girl music festival activities responsibly.

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P.S. The Actual Hats Update is still coming sometime before Christ returns to judge the quick and the dead. The flower crowns will be part of the real hats update. You do not get to keep your flower crowns. What sort of r-slur takes home things they found on the ground at a festival? That's like picking up beer-soaked beads at Mardi Gras.

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Tbh the more dramatic and on-brand choice would have been an Indian Headresses update, followed a weekend later by a Crying Apology Video For Being Insensitive update

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I was in favor of picrel hats but the (((fish))) won't stop making flower crowns. He has made so many.

:#marseyautism:

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I understand. @carpathianflorist is hoping if he makes a pretty enough flower crown then one of his bpd internet queens will 😍 and show up here to wear it.

I was young and closeted gay once too.

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