:marseywitch: unleashed a plague of mice on a (presumed) transphobe

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that's actually a brand of petty that I can get 100% behind.

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Locusts would've been better tbh.


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I hate roaches more than carps. They creep and crawl on the ground and are just like ugh, no. They also multiply and eat all of your food :marseydisgust:

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Roaches and rats generally stay out of sight except for at night when there's no shoppers in the store. Locusts don't give a frick and would swarm all over during business hours.

Other acceptable alternatives I can think of would be wasps and / or hobos.


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I vote for the hobomaxxing. They are annoying and are everywhere, and they eat a lot so they fit the role of a janny.

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@schizo already commands a large army of hobocels that we really should utilize more.


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are you a woman or something, wtf

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I wish someone would unleash chinchillas on me for my transphobia :marseygiveup:

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:!marseychinchilla2::!marseychinchilla2::!marseychinchilla2::!marseychinchilla2::!marseychinchilla2::!marseychinchilla2::!marseychinchilla2::marseytigernewyear:

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Chinchillas say trans rights :!marseychinchilla2:. Do NOT edit this to something problematic.

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Ok :marseythumbsup:

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:#marseylove:

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Ooh, if someone accidentally dropped some seeds of an invasive plant species, that could cause even more trouble. Some plants grow quickly enough to destroy a building's foundation. 😇

Based. Destroying the enviroment to own the chuds

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Ask them which type of plants, then when they answer thank them and tell them you’re going to drop them around Planned Parenthood buildings :marseytroublemaker::marseytroublemaker:

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Knotweed can really frick up concrete and foundations

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:marseychudnotes:

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Time to bring in more cat boys to clean up

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We're not worthy to call ourselves dramatards.

:#marseykneel:

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isis agora lovecruft (they/them)

how is this person real

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>Can pick literally any name for your new transtrender identity

>Isis

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:marseyisis:

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This neighbor has actually read Crowley LAMO :marseyaleistercrowley:

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yeah im thinking based

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With a wit like that, me responding to you would be the internet equivalent of beating up a small child. So instead I will refrain, enjoy a snickers, and hope to god you kids are not serious about this person. Here's your upmarsey, you little creep.

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