World’s cutest Bichon Frise 
Breaking up with my foid because having a rebound BPD art hoe girlfriend is really only fun for a few months.
Looking to leverage having the cutest Bichon puppy to ever exist into fricking bored neglected housewives and single mothers on Tinder and Bumble before I find a girl worth dating offline. Right now I’m leaning towards holding him up like the typical moid dating profile fish picture, but I’m open to better suggestions. Little dude’s only going to be in 1 picture so it’ll hopefully be a good one.
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Have him peeping into the bottom or at the side of a couple of pictures, just out of focus/half out of shot and then say something like "Humphrey was photobombing my pictures" like it was an accident.
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That’s actually a really good idea. Everything I was thinking of centered around the little dude but there’s no reason he has to be the focus of the pic.
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this was cute at first but now its getting a little weird ngl
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Gimmick accounts always go off the rails eventually. Think of this as a speed run.
Be sure to follow me so you don’t miss out on the Ruckus sacrifice arc when I find a qtπ neo-foid from /r/WitchesVsPatriarchy.
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Beach, bitches love the beach
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I see you’re pimping your dog to white women
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Jar of peanut butter, you sick frick
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I’m more into petite ebonies and redbones, not mayo ham beasts.
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Hard not to have that uwu energy when you have the cutest Bichon puppy to have ever lived!
He’s a purebred, I don’t believe in mixing of dog breeds anymore than I believe in the mixing of races.
Imagine darning your immortal soul to Heck just so you can have some shit like a labradoodle. 
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