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Slippery_Santa Trans/Lives :marseypresents: MERRY CHRISTMAS :marseypresents:  2yr ago (youtube.com) 223 thread views #126036

Guinea pigs go crazy for water melon

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eW6hheq8qfg

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Why does that guy have so many hogs

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:marseychef:

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aren't those fellas known to reproduce like crazy? (you wouldn't know but anyway)

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>you will never be a guina pig farmer

:mars#eyitsover:

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:mars#eyitsover:

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Why not? Don't rest until you achieve your dreams.

:#marseymonk:

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They really didn't need to speed this up. I would happily watch an hour of him eating that watermelon.

Edit: why yes, I'm still at the office. How could you tell?

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Welp. No work's getting done tonight.

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lol Capybara eating a watermelon feels like

:#marseycapyblackface:

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Dialed up the time machine to boomer facebook 2008

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Nutrias:

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They'd be cuter if they didn't have those duck/velociraptor back feet.

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Why do we find these rats so cute?

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Why do we find these undersized r-slurs so cute?

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TOO CUTE

:#marseytrollcrazy:

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I was expecting this post to be as racist as @Marsey

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I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fricked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:

• ⁠A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want my stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight

• ⁠A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor

• ⁠They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name) • ⁠One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns

• ⁠The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man

• ⁠The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life"

• ⁠The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos

• ⁠The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy)

• ⁠During every successful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free

Snapshots:

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