Sleepy boys rising up at the Oregon Zoo

https://x.com/OregonZoo/status/1815781830643298738

He's just trying to snooze and these femoids won't leave him alone :marseyraging:


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>Giantess lifts me from my bed

>Stares intently at my groin

>Excitedly declares "It's a boy"

:horny:

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Basically alien abducted this guy

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looks a bit freaky in ball form

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Kind of looks like some stage of xenomorph :marseychestburster:

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THese lil neighbors look more like pokemons than real animals

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I contracted leprosy just from watching this

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I know that factoid! I wonder if you learned it from James Acaster as well.

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It's not a factoid because I made it up. Three Band Armadillos don't carry leprosy, but the 9 Band ones do.

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The factoid is that only humans and armadillos can contract leprosy. It might be the wrong species of armadillo, but it's accurate enough.

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