Photo is obviously pre coop entry
But omg they were SO HAPPY and they somehow knew to stop attacking my hands when the corn was gone and wait for more
Who knew chickens weren't r-slurred
Should I get a chicken coop
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: carp posts are the canned corn and we are the livestock kept fenced in from society
Just fed chickens a pound of canned corn out of my hand
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"Rvrvl" "trvd cvthvlvc" announces his discovery of chickens in his 40s.
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what
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Whether you should set up a chicken coop depends on how much land you have I guess. And do you have standing water nearby?
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What is trud cuthuluc?
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chickens are r-slurred. if one gets injured they'll peck it to death until you separate them
hens bully each other just like in mean girls
you'll want something to ward off predators
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Be careful not to have a bloodthirsty house cat lol. I'm still scarred from a genocidal spree where our cat killed over 30 chickens when I was a kid.
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My chickens have killed over 30 cats.
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Queen
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That's not r-slurred, that's evolution
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Those are young chickens, they don't have magestic heat dispersing combs yet
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A literal heatsink
oh my science evolution thought of everything
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yea they look cute
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They're not cute past the chick stage. They're dirty, covered in mites, scratchy, jumpy, and they don't play fetch. IMO the best way to have pet chickens is to make them into nuggets once they're over 3 weeks
old and then buy new eggs.
Or just get a real pet like a parrot.
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parrots are so needy and loud and live forever though
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still better
than chickens
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my chickens literally make me breakfast
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Getting rid of chicken mites is easier than getting rid of fleas from a dog
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Tell that to my car
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The stink tho
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you stink chickens are cool
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They're not that bad. There are much stinkier animals.
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It really just depends on how used to human interaction they are since they're chicks. I got 10 hens and 1 rooster and they're all super chill and eat from my hands all the time.
If you have the space and means, go for it. Nothing like fresh eggs every day
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You'd honestly be surprised how smart they can be
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Yeah I've hung out with them twice today and they really like me but I'm sure they really like people in general
Who knew
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Today carp learns that chickens aren't as bloodthirsty as their reputation would have you believe.
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FED CHICKENS?
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get a pet turkey. I know a guy with one and its the coolest fricking bird alive.
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Demonic behavior
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Carp is entering his Cottagecore era
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I made a chook friend when I lived in NZ
I fed it scraps once and we were besties, it would wait outside my room for me
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Corn is bad for livestock and other animals we eat the meat of. It's a big reason Obesity became a problem here in America. Thanks for helping support fat people
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I'll feed you one pound of canned corn from my hand.
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how about you feed them a can of deeze nutz out of your hand?
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can i be in ur bug out bunker when shit happens
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real sick shit imo
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ugly butt birds
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turkeys are cool . just long chickens
and they are p friendly they follow u around
but they don't like to be picked up, which chickens will tolerate a lot more
you'd think a big tom would be a terrifying monster but they don't know their own strength and just kind of squirm
theoretically if one managed to kick you itd hurt doe
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