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You have been visited by Chewy. You will have trouble breathing for the next 24 hours.

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Pliny sugested drinking :marseysipping: owl's blood :marseyschizorage: for breathing :marseysigh: difficulties but I suppose he was just hoping you'd drink :marseypepsi: the owl's blood :marseybeheaded: and then recover naturally in a few days, hopefully pinning your return :marseymonke: to health on the owl's blood.

IDK if they hunted owls or farmed them in a big barn or something.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17234765270186067.webp

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He also said that you can use period blood as a fricking flame r-slurant because it's so disgusting that even fire doesn't want to burn it. :marseyreading:

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This actually does work. The only reason firefighters don't use the technique is because women aren't allowed to be firefighters (not gay enough)

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Justified

:#marseyletsfuckinggo2: KINO :#siren:

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It's a good show!

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