Marsey and Markus catfight :slapfight: :marseybackstab:

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It's all fun and games when you're just playing with your siblings to develop hand-eye coordination. But when you're an adult, stuff gets real. I once saw my Sasha face off with some b-word. Lots of growling. B-word would not leave our yard, which is obviously Sasha's territory. Sasha said "If you do not leave Federation space immediately, I will consider this an act of war!" The two run at each other, jump, and have a fight in mid-air so fast I can't see what's going on. Couldn't have been more than half a second. But I know something happened because there was a heck of a lot of freshly-cut cat hair on the ground.

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I brought a siamese home from college to my mom named Thomas. He beats the life out of the outdoor cats so now he is only allowed outside with supervision

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He beats the life out of the outdoor cats so now he is only allowed outside with supervision

wait did he actually kill some of them?

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He did try. One cat had to be taken into a vet for bleeding...

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A stray got a visit to a vet bc they intruded on another cat's territory, fricked around, and found out?

tbh I just feel bad for Thomas, sounds like he's being punished for successfully defending his territory :marseysad:

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Well, it was unfortunately my mom's nice lesbian vet neighbors' cat that she likes a lot. She helped pay for the bill since the fight happened in the ditch between our properties. But Thomas is a good scrapper and protector :marseyheart:

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!animalposters

cutest cat fight ever pls watch

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I am going to bail on work so much once the kittens I have (now 14 days old) get into the teenage spirit of beating up everything :marseygrouphug: :marseytransplushie2:

Obviously you'll be seeing the video proof that babies will always be babies, even if they think they're tough stuff c:

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Don't start what you can't finish Marcus


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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Me, on the far right. :marseysad:

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>Something something :marseysmugface: China :marseybackstabglowie: something :marseysmugface: something :marseysmugface: eat cats something :marseysmugface: something :marseysmugface: Tiananmen square, Dalai Lama, Falun Gong copypasta

And then the white :marseyokaymilk: man waddled away confident :marseysmug4: that he had struck a blow for freedom, secretly seething :marseyseethe: that his country :marseyrussianflag: couldn't genocide :marseyeren: their muslims like the Chinese :marseytigernewyear: did

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They're vicious beasts oh noooo! :marseymarseyloveorgy:

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I have reason to suspect you are terminally r-slurred

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