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It's all fun and games when you're just playing with your siblings to develop hand-eye coordination. But when you're an adult, stuff gets real. I once saw my Sasha face off with some b-word. Lots of growling. B-word would not leave our yard, which is obviously Sasha's territory. Sasha said "If you do not leave Federation space immediately, I will consider this an act of war!" The two run at each other, jump, and have a fight in mid-air so fast I can't see what's going on. Couldn't have been more than half a second. But I know something happened because there was a heck of a lot of freshly-cut cat hair on the ground.
I brought a siamese home from college to my mom named Thomas. He beats the life out of the outdoor cats so now he is only allowed outside with supervision
Well, it was unfortunately my mom's nice lesbian vet neighbors' cat that she likes a lot. She helped pay for the bill since the fight happened in the ditch between our properties. But Thomas is a good scrapper and protector
>Something something China something something eat cats something something Tiananmen square, Dalai Lama, Falun Gong copypasta
And then the white man waddled away confident that he had struck a blow for freedom, secretly seething that his country couldn't genocide their muslims like the Chinese did
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It's all fun and games when you're just playing with your siblings to develop hand-eye coordination. But when you're an adult, stuff gets real. I once saw my Sasha face off with some b-word. Lots of growling. B-word would not leave our yard, which is obviously Sasha's territory. Sasha said "If you do not leave Federation space immediately, I will consider this an act of war!" The two run at each other, jump, and have a fight in mid-air so fast I can't see what's going on. Couldn't have been more than half a second. But I know something happened because there was a heck of a lot of freshly-cut cat hair on the ground.
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I brought a siamese home from college to my mom named Thomas. He beats the life out of the outdoor cats so now he is only allowed outside with supervision
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wait did he actually kill some of them?
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He did try. One cat had to be taken into a vet for bleeding...
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A stray got a visit to a vet bc they intruded on another cat's territory, fricked around, and found out?
tbh I just feel bad for Thomas, sounds like he's being punished for successfully defending his territory
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Well, it was unfortunately my mom's nice lesbian vet neighbors' cat that she likes a lot. She helped pay for the bill since the fight happened in the ditch between our properties. But Thomas is a good scrapper and protector
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!animalposters
cutest cat fight ever pls watch
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I am going to bail on work so much once the kittens I have (now 14 days old) get into the teenage spirit of beating up everything
Obviously you'll be seeing the video proof that babies will always be babies, even if they think they're tough stuff c:
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Don't start what you can't finish Marcus
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Me, on the far right.
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And then the white man waddled away confident that he had struck a blow for freedom, secretly seething that his country couldn't genocide their muslims like the Chinese did
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They're vicious beasts oh noooo!
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I have reason to suspect you are terminally r-slurred
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