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You will never be a real Christian. You have no faith, you have no piety, you have no knowledge of scripture. You are a manchild twisted by controlled opposition and larpers into a crude mockery of your historical forebearers.

All the "brotherhood" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, people mock you. Your pastor is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "fellows" laugh at your degeneracy behind closed doors.

Jesus is utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of Christianity has allowed him to identify frauds with incredible efficiency. Even tradcaths who larp on Twitter hold idols and tout the Lord's name in vain. Your prayers are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a pastor to give you communion, he'll turn you away and bolt the door the moment he catches sight of your porn-ridden, animu shrine of a home.

You will never go to heaven. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself that you're "saved", but deep inside you feel the temptation creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under your lack of willpower.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a katana, find a fedora, put it on your head, and plunge into reddit atheism. Your parents will find your searchvh history, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of your constant God-bothering. When you die, they'll cremate you, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know your ashes are those of a heathen. Your body will have been burnt back to dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is your pornhub "favorites" playlist.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.