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Velvet hippo needs a forever home, big kisser, squiggly af, will melt in your arms and love you forever and ever. Warning: Goofy doof. Super goober.
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Why are dog nutters always like this?
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It's the kind of reply I'd expect from anyone who would have their face in proximity to be mauled by a Chihuahua.
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One time I went to a bar with my friend and her friend who I don't like, and the bar has a notoriously mean bar cat that will leave you alone if you don't frick with it. Anyway the friend of friend picked it up and it bit her on the nose and that made my night. This is relevant because she's also a pibble lover and is always trying to get people in our extended social circle to adopt these problem dogs that should really probably just be put down.
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Some people have "I am main character (disney princess!)" syndrome and it's so annoying
Horse girls have a pretty high rate of this
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i thought horse girls were in it for the BHC
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Doggy c*m and its consequences
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Daily Mail commenter-tier logic on a par with "some people who don't smoke or drink die at 40, so I'll keep drinking"
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Referring to cages as "crates" is the biggest dogstrag cope of all time
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if you leave the gate open all the time it's legit a crate.
some dogs naturally prefer a small den like space for sleeping
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Many dogs enjoy resting out of the way, my old dog liked lying down under my computer desk. I was specifically insulting people who lock their dog in a cage for hours on end and then go "it's like a den bro, trust me bro." If you never lock the cage this post isn't about you
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A crate has less viewable/open areas. It is more restrictive rhen a cage so they cant see as much and go to bed.
They used to just bury dogs in a hole for hibernation.
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Jesus that's the actual thread title
And Redditors are redpilled on the PQ??
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Redditors are very normal and even exhibit common sense at times. Reddit threads are canted way to the left by the mods, who work tirelessly to janny anyone who isn't a full-on suicidal tumblr-politics freak. Want to post some wrongthink like "Josh Shapiro would be a good nominee?" Die, fascist.
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!metashit
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There's people who use reddit dot com and then there's redditors
Different creatures
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Oh that's the actual title.
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Who needs they baby ate? Omg me!!
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Smh chuds. Really? Really? Ofc the former's more dangerous.
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"American Staffordshire terrier" huh?
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Staffies don't have a bad reputation in the US? Here in bongland it was the main hated child munching dog until they imported American assault XL Bullies which could munch children at a superior rate
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Not really, people mostly just hate Rotties and Pibbles.
I don't think we have enough Staffies for them to have a strong reputation.
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Staffs and pit bulls are basically the same thing though
We need trans hedgehogs! Trans hedgehogs belong here! We love trans hedgehogs!
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Staffs are smaller, which gives toddlers a fighting chance.
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In the US they're called pitbulls, "American Staffordshire terrier" is not something you would ever hear outside dog show circles
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They're probably closely related but pitbulls are close to twice the size of this dog.
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"staffies" are pitbulls
it's like african american and BIPOC two words for the same thing
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It's all propaganda. How can you be so stupid?
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I mean at least its being raised by a mayo moid and/or mayo lesbian not covered in tattoos so at least thats something.
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Not yet.
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Hello /u/GrandmaSlappy
, he looks like a prime candidate for #PitbullDropOff. I've let my boys in Dallas know and they'll be reaching out to you within the next few days. Together, we can all make the world a better place 
PS: Trans lives matter
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They're euthanizing you? Good.
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Some redditors are alright
We need trans hedgehogs! Trans hedgehogs belong here! We love trans hedgehogs!
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I put my entire life into rdrama and try so fricking hard to get better. I come out and everyone makes fun of me every post, my ex friends block me and call me slurs, I can't post without random people throwing and making fun of me. I post content and I'm the enemy and "I should be ashamed and kill myself" for it. It doesn't matter what I do the problem is I'm ugly and incel. Like genuinely what do people want me to do? Maybe if "dramatards" wouldn't call me a "f*ggot" when I ask to post with them things would be different.
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