She was too tiny! I cannot believe how tiny they once were, how did I steer that crazy nature preserve butt ship?! Back then, we were bottle feeding these lil angels. We were not prepared, and I would not be eager to go at another round!
Now, it is so much simpler. Kibble is more in demand than ever, life's good! 
I'm two job applications down since this morning, one is more of an interest than the other. I want to work close to home and be able to climb ladders, honey. I'll make it happen. 
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Job applications are for homos. I don't give a darn about my reputation.
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Thanks for the reminder that it's been far too long since I jerked off to Linda Cardellini.
Middle age slows a guy down.....
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They're a necessary evil.
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