BABY RUSTY

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

I know it's a lot of work but you should really try to breastfeed them as much as possible. I breastfed my cat for 6 months and we're that much closer because of it.

Aww, such a cutie

even as a tiny kitty he was RAVENOUS

NOW CLEAN IT UP

who?

NOT FUNNY. I DIDN'T LAUGH. YOUR CHUD EVENT WAS SO BAD I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED WE GOT RID OF THE CHUD AWARD ENTIRELY. TO BE HONEST THIS IS A HORRIBLE ATTEMPT AT TRYING TO GET A LAUGH OUT OF ME. NOT A CHUCKLE, NOT A HEHE, NOT EVEN A SUBTLE BURST OF AIR OUT OF MY ESOPHAGUS. SCIENCE SAYS BEFORE YOU LAUGH YOUR BRAIN PREPS YOUR FACE MUSCLES BUT I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL THE SLIGHTEST TWITCH. 0/10 THIS EVENT WAS SO BAD I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE LEGALLY ALLOWED CARP TO BE A JANNIE AT ALL! THE AMOUNT OF BRAIN POWER Y'ALL MUST HAVE PUT INTO THAT EVENT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO POWER EVERY HOUSE ON EARTH. GET A PERSONALITY AND LEARN HOW TO MAKE AN EVENT, READ A BOOK. I'M NOT SAYING THIS TO BE FUNNY I GENUINELY MEAN IT ON HOW THIS IS JUST BOTTOM BARREL EMBARRASSMENT AT COMEDY. YOU'VE SINGLE HANDEDLY KILLED RDRAMA AND EVERY GAY DATING WEBSITE ON THE PLANET. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED THAT SOCIETY HAS FAILED AS A WHOLE IN BEING ABLE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE FUNNY. HONESTLY IF I PUT IN ALL MY POWER AND TIME TO TRY AND MAKE YOUR CHUD EVENT FUNNY IT WOULD REQUIRE EINSTEIN HIMSELF TO BUILD A DEVICE TO STRAP ME INTO SO I CAN BE CONNECTED TO THE ENERGY OF A BILLION STARS TO DO IT, AND EVEN THEN ALL THAT JOKE WOULD GET FROM DRAMA USERS IS A SUBTLE SCUFF. YOU'RE LUCKY I STILL HAVE THE SLIGHTEST OF EMPATHY FOR YOU CARP AFTER THAT SHITTY FRICKING EVENT OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE COMMITTED EVERY WAR CRIME IN THE BOOK JUST TO PREVENT YOU FROM ATTEMPTING ANY HUMOR EVER AGAIN. WE SHOULD PUT THAT EVENT IN TEXT BOOKS SO FUTURE GENERATIONS CAN BE WARY OF BECOMING SUCH AN ABSOLUTE COMEDIC FAILURE. IM DISAPPOINTED, HURT, AND OUTRIGHT OFFENDED THAT MY PRECIOUS TIME. MY PATHETIC BRAIN WAS STUCK TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE CHUD AWARD TEXT WAS EVEN TRYING TO SAY! IN THE TIME THAT EVENT TOOK PLACE, CARP, I WAS PLANNING ON HELPING TRANS KIDS WHO HAVE BEEN ORPHANED BECAUSE OF CHUD PARENTS, BUT BECAUSE OF THAT R-SLURRED FRICKING EVENT YOU'VE WASTED MY TIME. NOW THOSE TRANS KIDS ARE SUFFERING WITHOUT HRT AND THERE'S NOBODY TO BLAME BUT YOU CARP. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. PLEASE DEMOP YOURSELF AND GIVE IT TO ME.