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34.8k views. :coonsmug:

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I feel like a gambler back on his winning streak.

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dont forget us when ur famous :marseytears:

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Except me, please forget me

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Who?

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CARES

:#goteem:

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I just realized that's the raccoon from :coonsmug:

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:marseyhappytears:

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On your way to become a Coonfluencer! :tayclap:

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Coomfluencer

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Coons gunna pay the bills soon


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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https://media.tenor.com/n9Hl8cEdNV4AAAAx/ricardo-milos.webp

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You made it. Get ready for all the IG model kitty.

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I've got one with 500k views and all it's gotten me is a bunch of dude followers.

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Why is that?

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Because it's a car reel.

https://instagram.com/reel/DEdvibzvbwD/

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Oh! I thought a :marseyraccoonregular: vid attracted you some followers and wondered what was up with the moids.

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Just upload more videos of you breastfeeding the coons. That ought to reel in the ladies. :marseythumbsup:

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What that turkey doin tho?

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:#platyrich:

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can these things actually be tamed

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Some people have managed but you've gotta get them neutered before they hit puberty and have either a second raccoon or a dog to keep them in check.

All of mine have turned into huge pains in the butt once they hit adulthood and then leave on their own.

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Wait, so they just dump their kids on you and leave? :marseyxd:


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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No, the babies I have are ones that were brought to me by people or I found on the road. They just don't jive well with the regulars so once they go off on their own they tend to not come back.

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:marseyplushieswinging#!:

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Isn't that fine though? They want to be free and they're crafty, it's not like releasing a parrot into the cold

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Yeah I'm fine with releasing them. I just wish they'd come back more often. The wild raccoons i keep around are too territorial for that and so the ones I release tend to disappear.

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Huh, I thought they liked to hang out and dumpster dive together

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When you see a large group it's usually a bunch of generations of females from the same family tree.

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:#marseyromantorchwick:

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