All of my raccoons met a tragic end.

you being a shitty negligent coon-dad

In my country we have a saying about how women shouldn't throw stones in glass houses because they'll girly-throw it, miss the window, and bring the whole house down on top of them.

There's nothing I love more than seeing the look on a foid's face when I tell her that I care more about this cat than her and she realizes I'm not joking. Humans need to be taken down a couple notches sometimes.

Pizzashill is always right

Ladies and gentlemen, Pizza has caught, and compromised, Snuggles the raccoon, to a permanent end