oh wow I sure do love to drink protein shakes, but don't tell anyone because I don't want this to result in a meta post and draw more attention to the corn hole

John Redcorn?

american pins are fatter compared to leaf pins

enough said

>1) Each player uses three candlepin balls per frame, rather than two.

Americans take two tries.

Canadians take three tries.

>2) Candlepin balls are much smaller, being 4+1⁄2 inches (11.43 cm) in diameter and weigh 2 lbs. 7 oz, at most. They are almost identical in weight to a pin, as opposed to in ten-pins, where the ball can weigh more than 4 times as much as a pin. There is no oil applied to the lane, so the ball does not skid, but rolls all the way down the lane.

Canadians can't lift 16 pounds.

>3) Candlepin balls lack finger holes.

Due to chainsaw accidents.

>4) Candlepins are thinner (hence the name "candlepin") which increases the amount of space between pins, further reducing scoring. Fallen pins ("wood") are not cleared away between rolls during a frame, so long as the entire pin stays behind the “dead wood” line, which is 24 inches in front of the “head pin” spot. Wood in the gutters is “dead wood,” which means that if the ball makes its first contact with it, the pins felled do not count, nor are they re-spotted.

Canadians suffer from "dead wood."