https://old.reddit.com/r/Christianity/comments/156xfcx/i_want_to_be_christian_but_i_am_gay
/r/Christianity unanimously reassures OP that it’s fine, God loves anal s*x and unlike those priggish Catholics who will tell you to just sort yourself out and don’t do it, it actually doesn’t matter! 
Pay no mind to the comments suggesting otherwise. God’s strongest warrior (Reddit) will take care of them.
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Bruh just confess to your priest each time you have gay buttsex , Catholicism rules
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That is the grave sin of presumption.
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Ok and then you can just confess to your priest about that later. No biggie
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Okay??? Just confess for that
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Confession is only meant to work if you are repenting for the sin and trying not to sin again. Otherwise it's just bragging.
Of course, indulgences and all that shows there's a loooong history of buying your way into forgiveness on the Catholic Church, so you get to pick between the letter and the spirit of the doctrine.
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that's just even better, because then next time you frick you've got that taboo "oh nooo how can I do this what a dirty slut I am" boner going on
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Bragging is awesome
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That's not what indulgences were about, indulgences were bought to acquire "satisfaction" for sins committed, not forgiveness, forgiveness is won by repentance, but since Catholics believe that sins have a double effect (tarnishing your soul as well as separating you from God), while you can mend the second problem through sincere repentance, the damage caused by sin remains, which has to be paid either in life or after death (that's the purpose of Purgatory, for those who died in friendship with God but whose character was still tarnished by sin).
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This is the ultimate manifestation of the redditor's annoying tendency to post questions in subreddits where they very well know the answer is preordained.
Like going into /r/basketweaving and asking "Should I just skip the whole weaving thing and buy prefabricated plastic baskets?"
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the answer to which is yes by the way, weaving by hand is lame
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It's a psyop to purge spiritual opponents
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The quality control on carpseys is slipping. Guess if I want an AI Marsey approved, all I have to do it palette swap it.
For the topic at hand, asking Reddit this question is as pointless as going to an AA meeting and asking the crowd if alcohol is bad.
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Carpseys are meant to be low-quality, just like their namesake.
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Actually
carpseys arent even meant to have a face that differs from the original 
The point
was mostly that it has an r-slured 
fish face and cant have different 
expressions.
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it's fine to be gay and christian as long as u don't have gay s*x
carp, how many times have u had s*x outside of marriage?
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He earnestly repented each time without intent to do it again which means he slides in the Cosmic Court system
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If God didn't like gay people he wouldn't have put a prostate in men 😎
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Do the same post but on /r/Islam
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https://libreddit.privacy.com.de/r/islam/comments/ulbccc/a_reminder_that_homosexuality_is_absolutely_haram/
Haram!
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It's actually interesting how hard it's to change Muslims into the Zeitgeist in general.
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Jesus loves bussy. It's why he got crucified, they left that part out of the final draft
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you will be judged
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Shit like this is why I feel islam is the only religion that'll exist in a hundred years. Any religion that allows shit like this should become extinct. I don't even care about homos really but its the principle of the matter.
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Wrong.
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most historically literat dramatard
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Yeah of course it's totally the least adaptable and most r-slurred religions that survive. It's not like Islam has swung wildly from conservativism to progressivism during its life too
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Those swings were a lot less extreme than you think. Elites could be degenerates sure but the ulema class ruled with an iron fist over the plebs pretty much from the Ummayad period.
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didn't the pope say it's ok to be gay
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The Pope said it’s not a crime to be gay, but it is a sin. The media, of course, reported this as “FRANCIS SAYS BEING GAY IS GOOD!”
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Is it a sin to be gay if you don't act on it? I'm still learning the catechism
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It is not! Like any temptations, it’s actually good and admirable to overcome it. /r/Christianity isn’t talking about that though, they’re just banging on about how it’s fine to smear another dude’s shit on your peepee because Jesus said to love your neighbor and stuff, man.
BTW MY AICKMAN BOOKS ARE ARRIVING TODAY
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I hope you like him
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Enjoying anything is a sin
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speaking of being gay and sinning
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2218750/Halls_of_Torment/
here's a vampire survivors rip off that's frickin' awesome. i've been playing some VS rip offs lately and they are pretty much all garbage so far but THIS ONE IS FRICKIN' GREAT.
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Have you played Brotato?
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not yet! but it's the next one i'm gonna try. have heard good things, so fingers crossed it'll be good.
i'm trying to decide if i wanna get it on my phone or on steam. there's a switch version allegedly coming sometime, but i don't think it has a date yet.
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it really is good, best VS ripoff I've tried and you get a badass flamethrower
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GOD I LOVE THE FLAMETHROWER GUY SO MUCH
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I was going to upmarsey this post but you rejected my ! catholics application sry
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When someone applies to like all of my ping groups at once I just assume they’re going down the list sry
Please reapply to !catholics
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Homosexuality is an indicator of mental illness or personal indiscipline.
There is no gay gene. Homosexuality is not genetic. Nothing has shown this, and that makes no fricking sense.
Homosexual behavior has a high overlap with anxiety and risk-taking behavior, as well as dark triad.
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This means straggots can be cured
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all strags will burn in heck
it has been foretold
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Deleted, but you can be Christian and gay and frick, you just have to be the right denomination. That won't include Catholicism though.
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If god didn't want anal s*x he wouldn't have made it so fun.
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Nice try antichrist, God loves gay s*x
https://old.reddit.com/r/Christianity/comments/156xfcx/i_want_to_be_christian_but_i_am_gay/jt2mjs5/
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Snapshots:
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