Me <- Dunking on Papists ( :gay:)

Greetings, Parishioners!

You know what's funny? Catholic priests advising married couples on their issues.

Their priests can't be married?! You guys know they made that shit up, right?

Their spiritual shepherds literally don't frick women and they are all :marseypikachu2: when 10/10 times they are actual cute twinks or worse.

Catholic priests unironically be like "Put me in a box with your child and go away for a half hour.

https://media.tenor.com/dpKY50Gmz0sAAAAx/fr-mike-fr-mike-schmitz.webp

I've literally never met an Orthodox priest who wasn't married and had kids. If you're neurodivergent enough to ask them for marital advice, they actually know what the frick they're talking about.

WTF is a Catholic priest going to say, pray harder?

:!#mjlol:

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-St. Ambrose

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