The Next Pope should be...

The Bigger, Blacker Pope.

He would certainly trigger the Chuds.

There's also these honkeys.

Edward Pentin, the National Catholic Register's longtime senior Rome correspondent, released a book in August 2020 called "The Next Pope: The Leading Cardinal Candidates." In it, he lists 19 cardinals that he considers frontrunners, including some American candidates such as Cardinal Seán Patrick O'Malley, former archbishop of Boston, or Cardinal Raymond Leo Burke, who was previously archbishop of St. Louis, Missouri.

Sean Patrick O'Malley? Could he be any more of a Mick?

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The African cardinals tend to be conservatives about gay people and s*x, but there is a financial incentive to woo westerners. Some of the American and European parishioners provide as much revenue as an entire parish in Africa. I would not expect a conservative pope to necessarily come in and purge all the libs, especially if it could imperil finances they're using to expand the church.

I might expect a third world Pope to excommunicate JD Vance for teaching heresy, however.

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