The Bigger, Blacker Pope.
He would certainly trigger the Chuds.
Edward Pentin, the National Catholic Register's longtime senior Rome correspondent, released a book in August 2020 called "The Next Pope: The Leading Cardinal Candidates." In it, he lists 19 cardinals that he considers frontrunners, including some American candidates such as Cardinal Seán Patrick O'Malley, former archbishop of Boston, or Cardinal Raymond Leo Burke, who was previously archbishop of St. Louis, Missouri.
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Burke and O'Malley don't have a chance because they're Americans.
I'd go for Cardinal Chow just to annoy the Chinese, but he's a Jesuit so that's a no. Cardinal Turkson is probably a little too old by now and he's been a papabile for a long time, and they never become popes.
Electing a black pope would annoy the libs rather the chuds, the Global South prelates tend to be orthodox and conservative and not happy with all the progressive gay trans women priests stuff.
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So it would trigger libs and chuds?
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I hope it's Pierbattista Pizzaballa.
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Are popes even allowed to be that young today?
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Bruh this neighbor lookin like Goro from MK fr, we got the first ever ethnic Shokan pope before GTA VI fr
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orthodox Catholics the past two decades:
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Most American chuds like Clarence Thomas tho
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Nah they'd love that dude. He's crazy conservative.
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There were three Popes that were born in Africa
https://popehistory.com/african-popes/
Pope St. Victor I
Pope St. Miltiades
Pope St. Gelasius
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You forgot the ones born in Italy
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the black one is a omega chud and the chud caths be going
while the lib ones will be going 
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I vote for black one
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Catholic Churches seem pretty anti-racist.
IME a lot of prot churches are more historically segregated.
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Online tradcaths are the seething racist chuds
Church-going Catholics are just casually racist
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Being casually racist is actually a great social lubricant.
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You just know a black pope has gotta be
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The next pope should be Trump that would be so funny and BASED
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or that Priest from King of the Hill
Reminder that the concept was alkost turned into a live action spin off by Mike Judge, butt they only made a pilot and it never got pff the ground
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If it's not a non-binary, masc, AFAB, black, lesbian in an active polycule with all gender and identities full represented, I will have zero respect for the Catholic church and will not recognize it's authority.
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The African cardinals tend to be conservatives about gay people and s*x, but there is a financial incentive to woo westerners. Some of the American and European parishioners provide as much revenue as an entire parish in Africa. I would not expect a conservative pope to necessarily come in and purge all the libs, especially if it could imperil finances they're using to expand the church.
I might expect a third world Pope to excommunicate JD Vance for teaching heresy, however.
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I will glory not because I am righteous but because I am redeemed; I will glory not because I am free from sins but because my sins are forgiven me. I will not glory because I have done good nor because someone has done good to me but because Christ is my advocate with the Father and because the blood of Christ has been shed for me.
-St. Ambrose
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There's also these honkeys.:
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Sean Patrick O'Malley? Could he be any more of a Mick?:
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