Are Bidets gay? I scoured Reddit and Body Building.com to find out

From the goddamn circus that is the BB forums.

They are said to be popular in Japan (and most of China too as well, I think). People in Japan are said to not use toilet paper apparently and you supposedly wouldn't see any on the shelves in grocery stores over there? Not sure how true this is though...

Chinamen use the three seashells, therefore: gay.

It starts with a splash of water and before you know it your gonna be getting DPed in your angus

True.

I tried the bidet thing out too and it is good for when you get those nasty chits but goddamn when you have hard water that makes the hole itch later. Gotta use it sparingly. And yes, you are a confirmed ******* for enjoying it. Three quick shots and you should be out, maybe one or two extras for the spicy ones.

Uhh bud, your hole is itching because you didnt clean it right.

Lets check in and see what the Redditors think.

Straight guys can be weird. Lots think its gay to even clean your ass in the shower.

"Lots"??? I hope it's not lots. Maybe you're just hanging out with the wrong people.

That twink needs to rethink who he's banging.''

And then I kind of went down a very gross rabbit hole.

the shake it off thing is so gross. like come on y'all you aren't Taylor swift in there.. You put those things in people. the > least y'all could do is use the toilet and wipe it in there

there should be tp at the urinals. its gross there isnt any

again. gross. why

I hang out with dudes who are smart enough to actually wipe their asses. Their dicks? Probably not. But tbh idc cus it's not like im going near those things. Fuck that my guy

Did you really not know this was a thing?? It's. it's a thing. There's dudes who avoid wiping and/or washing their asses because they think its gay.

I would love to try one and enjoy the tinkle tickles

More than one way to blast a bussy, I suppose.

Conclusion: Not Gay, just clean your ass anyway you see fit my dudes.