From the goddamn circus that is the BB forums.
They are said to be popular in Japan (and most of China too as well, I think). People in Japan are said to not use toilet paper apparently and you supposedly wouldn't see any on the shelves in grocery stores over there? Not sure how true this is though...
Chinamen use the three seashells, therefore: gay.
It starts with a splash of water and before you know it your gonna be getting DPed in your angus
True.
I tried the bidet thing out too and it is good for when you get those nasty chits but goddamn when you have hard water that makes the hole itch later. Gotta use it sparingly. And yes, you are a confirmed ******* for enjoying it. Three quick shots and you should be out, maybe one or two extras for the spicy ones.
Uhh bud, your hole is itching because you didnt clean it right.
Lets check in and see what the Redditors think.
Straight guys can be weird. Lots think its gay to even clean your ass in the shower.
"Lots"??? I hope it's not lots. Maybe you're just hanging out with the wrong people.
That twink needs to rethink who he's banging.''
And then I kind of went down a very gross rabbit hole.
the shake it off thing is so gross. like come on y'all you aren't Taylor swift in there.. You put those things in people. the > least y'all could do is use the toilet and wipe it in there
there should be tp at the urinals. its gross there isnt any
again. gross. why
I hang out with dudes who are smart enough to actually wipe their asses. Their dicks? Probably not. But tbh idc cus it's not like im going near those things. Fuck that my guy
Did you really not know this was a thing?? It's. it's a thing. There's dudes who avoid wiping and/or washing their asses because they think its gay.
I would love to try one and enjoy the tinkle tickles
More than one way to blast a bussy, I suppose.
Conclusion: Not Gay, just clean your ass anyway you see fit my dudes.
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Wiping your butt is also gay.
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This is what a real chad looks like
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Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of shit. Oh my God, he even has a water bottle...
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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
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My worst nightmare
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It's pretty gay too use a potty, instead of pooping you're pants like a real American, if you think about it rationally.
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Americans literally shart all the time and they think it's funny
(jewish lives matter)
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We literally do and it literally is.
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Folx born in america dont know how to wash they butt. All they know is worship BBC, shart they pants, eat goyslop and schoolshoot.
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No, don't reply like this, please do another wall of unhinged rant please.
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Wamlart is god's turlet, god bless
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This but unironically. I just take a shower every time I poop.
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Careful you don't touch your arsehole though in the shower, that's pretty gay.
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I don't. I just let water and soap run down my back.
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Pooping in the shower is the best, I agree.
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Do you waffle stomp or bowl chuck?
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I have chronic diarrhea.
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This is a thing fat people do so you're fat
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I wouldn't know anything about that. All I know is butt play is gay and I'm not a cute twink.
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Imagine being unironically this r-slurred.
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Because its my anus?
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So you admit you are gay.
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So you just let clumps of shit slough off your butthole?
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Well yeah, I'm not gay
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Is having s*x with women gay?
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Only if you are a man
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Masterbation is also gay too because you're touching your peepee.
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Only if you finger your butthole
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I wipe by wrapping my finger in TP and inserting it up to my first knuckle
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Americans will use any excuse to keep themselves from having to practice proper hygiene.
They have to have signs put up here in Krautland to remind them to shower before they enter the swimming pool or sauna.
Even thousands of years ago Heracles ("Hercules" for the uneducated) was harassed and made fun of by kobolds for having a shitty butthole.
Even back then people knew you should have a clean butthole, but Americans are just disgusting.
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Euros literally have travel warnings when they go to the States telling them not to piss in the street
you people are savages and the more wars that tear you apart the better.
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Stop being poor
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Sauce?
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My college notes from Classical Mythology.
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I'm actually kind of grossed out whenever I remember that some people don't have bidets. Like most of the people you see walking around have bits of poop stuck to them at all times.
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If you don't use a bidet you are a savage and have a dirty butt. Simple as.
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That is easily and objectively answered. It's french. So yes, it's gay.
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the virgin potty sitting bidet attachment asswasher vs. chad strip half naked, turn grey water black on a regular basis
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bidets are the only thing muzzies are right about
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Yes and that's a good thing
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foreskinless soy-"man"
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Bidets don't clean properly
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Their loss. There is no better feeling of superiority than knowing you have the cleanest butt in the room.
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biddets might be gay, but they are less gay than army of closeted gays at body building dot com
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Not gay but using someone elses is
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All caught on drama after curfew will be shot.
Snapshots:
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I love the misc
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