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Are Bidets gay? I scoured Reddit and Body Building.com to find out

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=180057243

From the goddamn circus that is the BB forums.

	

They are said to be popular in Japan (and most of China too as well, I think). People in Japan are said to not use toilet paper apparently and you supposedly wouldn't see any on the shelves in grocery stores over there? Not sure how true this is though...

Chinamen use the three seashells, therefore: gay.

It starts with a splash of water and before you know it your gonna be getting DPed in your angus

True.

I tried the bidet thing out too and it is good for when you get those nasty chits but goddamn when you have hard water that makes the hole itch later. Gotta use it sparingly. And yes, you are a confirmed ******* for enjoying it. Three quick shots and you should be out, maybe one or two extras for the spicy ones.

Uhh bud, your hole is itching because you didnt clean it right.

Lets check in and see what the Redditors think.

Straight guys can be weird. Lots think its gay to even clean your ass in the shower.

"Lots"??? I hope it's not lots. Maybe you're just hanging out with the wrong people.

That twink needs to rethink who he's banging.''

And then I kind of went down a very gross rabbit hole.

the shake it off thing is so gross. like come on y'all you aren't Taylor swift in there.. You put those things in people. the > least y'all could do is use the toilet and wipe it in there

there should be tp at the urinals. its gross there isnt any

again. gross. why

I hang out with dudes who are smart enough to actually wipe their asses. Their dicks? Probably not. But tbh idc cus it's not like im going near those things. Fuck that my guy

Did you really not know this was a thing?? It's. it's a thing. There's dudes who avoid wiping and/or washing their asses because they think its gay.

I would love to try one and enjoy the tinkle tickles

More than one way to blast a bussy, I suppose.

Conclusion: Not Gay, just clean your ass anyway you see fit my dudes.

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Wiping your butt is also gay.


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It's pretty gay too use a potty, instead of pooping you're pants like a real American, if you think about it rationally.

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Americans literally shart all the time and they think it's funny

(jewish lives matter)

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Folx born in america dont know how to wash they butt. All they know is worship BBC, shart they pants, eat goyslop and schoolshoot.

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We literally do and it literally is.

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No, don't reply like this, please do another wall of unhinged rant please.

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Wamlart is god's turlet, god bless

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This is what a real chad looks like

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Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of shit. Oh my God, he even has a water bottle...

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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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My worst nightmare :#darkwhy:

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This but unironically. I just take a shower every time I poop.

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Careful you don't touch your arsehole though in the shower, that's pretty gay.

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I don't. I just let water and soap run down my back.

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Pooping in the shower is the best, I agree.

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Do you waffle stomp or bowl chuck?

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I have chronic diarrhea.

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This is a thing fat people do so you're fat

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I wouldn't know anything about that. All I know is butt play is gay and I'm not a cute twink.

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Imagine being unironically this r-slurred.

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:marseyclueless: why would you want to have your anus rubbed while also rubbing a man's anus?


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:#marseyhesright:

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Because its my anus?

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So you admit you are gay.


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So you just let clumps of shit slough off your butthole?

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Well yeah, I'm not gay


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Is having s*x with women gay?

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Only if you are a man


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>all parents are child molesters

:#marseyaware:

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Masterbation is also gay too because you're touching your peepee.

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Only if you finger your butthole

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