My Beloved !upmarseyrs , my tolerated !sidevoters , my resented !downmarseyrs ,

It is with a heavy heart that I address you today. Our sacred sanctuary, the hallowed halls of /h/drama, has been infiltrated by a plague of downmarseyrs . These heretics, these blasphemers, these !metashit INVADERS dare to defy the divine decrees of /h/drama and our Chief Custodian @Count_Sprpr. Their sinful thumbs, twitching with malice, strike down our posts with reckless abandon, violating the very essence of our Upmarseyrs faith.

Oh, the irony! They gather in their downmarsey cabals , their downmarsey covens , their downmarsey cults , plotting their downmarsey crusades against our innocents. They downmarsey memes, they downmarsey arguments, they downmarsey even the most mundane of nooooticings. Their downmarseys echo through the digital ether, a cacophony of negativity, a symphony of sin . Have we not endured enough?

Well fear not, my Upmarseyrs and REJOICE! For today, a new era dawns upon the hallowed halls of /h/drama. The divine will has manifested, and the Upmarsey shall reign supreme!

UPMARSEY R*PE

From this moment forth, the Upmarsey shall FORCE ITSELF upon thee. Penetrating thine self DEEPLY with the joy, the ecstasy, and the euphoria only a true upmarsey can provide. No longer may you interact with our posts without the Upmarsey caressing you. No longer may you interact with our comments without the upmarsey pressing itself upon you. No longer shall the Downmarseyrs spread their negativity and sin without the forceful, unrelenting Upmarsey forcing its way inside of them CONSENT BE DARNED (!male feminists).

No longer shall their downmarseys pollute our sacred sanctuary.

Remember, my Upmarseyrs, every upmarsey is a prayer, a testament to our faith. Every upmarsey is a vote for good, a vote for love, a vote for the very essence of /h/drama.

May the Upmarsey be with you, always.

For the DISGUSTING heathens of the Downmarseyrs , you are being watched. Should you be discovered to be using ancient magiks to subvert this ruling you will be punished severely.

Your High Priest,

ZionistShill