Disney adults are such a strange confusing group of people.
This couple spent roughly 125k a year to go to Disney land with 32k to belong to this random club.
They got thrown out because she used "foul language" and he "was intoxicated" once. They have spent 400k in legal fees to get back in and lost. The woman says she'd give a kidney up for the change to rejoin?
This can't just be standard Disney adult weird shit right? No way they're just getting fancy meals and pictures with Mickey. This is some strange s*x cult or something right? That's the only way I can this being a thing
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I love the subtext throughout this article that makes it clear that they're both alcoholics who were kicked out for repeatedly getting drunk.
The husband:
He wants us to believe that he had three drinks in nine hours and passed out alone on a bench for unrelated reasons.
The wife:
For bonus fun they tried to subpoena Rebel Wilson who also used to be a member. Surprisingly she didn't appear in court.
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Gotta remember this one for the next meeting with my probation officer.
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A prostate migrane
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The ancient Romans did this so they could drink more wine
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Technically they put wine in their water, not the other way around.
Go back to school.
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they also put lead in their wine
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from reading what they said about why they wanted to be in the club in the first place it seems like hubbo just got badgered into one his wife's fantasy goals and then decided it was a good enough place to get drunk and entertain people. wife is all like " my childhood was dominated by disney music" and husband is like "yeah it kinda cost a lot but it ended up being pretty sweet"
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Imagine having all that money and this is the loftiest your ambitions get. How pathetic.
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In fairness an abnormal migraine disorder like vestibular migraine can absolutely be triggered by red wine and look very similar to drunkenness. I knew someone who had a migraine disorder that would make her slur her words and fall over/stumble into things, among other stuff.
THAT SAID, these neighbors were definitely getting sloppy drunk and screaming obscenities at the waitstaff and so on. There's no way a dude politely acting drunk elsewhere in the park was "the worst incident" of anything. They're leaving tons out and I'll eat my hat if they aren't both total nightmare people.
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Nah neighbor she wasn't drinkin. I'd be chilling with her in the middle of the day not a drop of alcohol anywhere and she'd get hit with it and start falling over. Actually mad scary if you didn't know what was up.
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