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The Chief Custodian getting in touch with his humanity

Just letting you all know

Totally not homo dudes that totally slay puss discuss the ideal benis size.

consider these two gentlemen- Brad Pitt, and Brickzilla.

ask yourself, who do women actually want s*x with?

which is more attractive?

who would you rather be?

who would you rather have s*x with?

should be easy to answer if youre honest, and willing to accept the perfect peepee is 5-6 inches.

Brad pitt (confirmed 5 inch peepee), search for his nudez if you're skeptical.

penorcels when will they learn LOL

The answer is never.

In which Incels dicuss cougars.

lol @ the cope ITT these women still have life better than 90% of men could even imagine. They could find a boyfriend in a week if they lowered there ridiculous standards.

Simping for them ain't gonna help either. :-)

I had a 33 year old chick on Bumble open with 'So when are we getting married and having kids?'. It was such a massive turn off that she basically admitted that's all that's on her mind because she's hitting the wall. I hit back with 'Bold of you to assume that would ever happen, your bj skills would have to be better than a pron stars', and she got mighty butthurt about it

That particular Chud is 54.

TATE DIDNT DO NUTHIN.

If he didn't have a recessed chin, people would respect him

Tru.

it's just the UK government trying to get locked up because they want to push laws to censor free speech online about sloots. google the female politician that is labelling any form of "misogyny" as extremism - and you should be in prison. though they don't define misogyny, just if it hurts someone feelings and they report you. well good luck in prison

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Anyway Incel genocide when?

From the goddamn circus that is the BB forums.

They are said to be popular in Japan (and most of China too as well, I think). People in Japan are said to not use toilet paper apparently and you supposedly wouldn't see any on the shelves in grocery stores over there? Not sure how true this is though...

Chinamen use the three seashells, therefore: gay.

It starts with a splash of water and before you know it your gonna be getting DPed in your angus

True.

I tried the bidet thing out too and it is good for when you get those nasty chits but goddamn when you have hard water that makes the hole itch later. Gotta use it sparingly. And yes, you are a confirmed ******* for enjoying it. Three quick shots and you should be out, maybe one or two extras for the spicy ones.

Uhh bud, your hole is itching because you didnt clean it right.

Lets check in and see what the Redditors think.

Straight guys can be weird. Lots think its gay to even clean your ass in the shower.

"Lots"??? I hope it's not lots. Maybe you're just hanging out with the wrong people.

That twink needs to rethink who he's banging.''

And then I kind of went down a very gross rabbit hole.

the shake it off thing is so gross. like come on y'all you aren't Taylor swift in there.. You put those things in people. the > least y'all could do is use the toilet and wipe it in there

there should be tp at the urinals. its gross there isnt any

again. gross. why

I hang out with dudes who are smart enough to actually wipe their asses. Their dicks? Probably not. But tbh idc cus it's not like im going near those things. Fuck that my guy

Did you really not know this was a thing?? It's. it's a thing. There's dudes who avoid wiping and/or washing their asses because they think its gay.

I would love to try one and enjoy the tinkle tickles

More than one way to blast a bussy, I suppose.

Conclusion: Not Gay, just clean your ass anyway you see fit my dudes.

The best Drama cums from inside the house.

What's up /h/Drama only posting here because count-sperg has it out for me.

GUESS WHAT Count-Sperg.

I now have it out for you as well.

I will kill you.

I never issued this man his title, there are no kings here, and even if there were he would not have been able to afford it.

This scoundrel from New York runs a highly biased anti-Drama publication, I know this because he had the audacity to remove me as mod.

That is all, may drama last a thousand years.

I would like to welcome the new mod, and religious leader of our people, @ZionistShill to our home. He shall be know as the High Priest.

All members of !upmarseyrs except myself and @ZionistShill shall receive the epithet "the Pious" in celebration of this grand event.

All !downmarseyrs are to be shunned, !sidevoters will be tolerated but only because I can't CSS away the sidevote button. Yet.

Remember to behave yourselves. The Secret Police will be watching. May Drama last a thousand years.

As Chief Custodian, I have it within my authority to grant titles to those I deem worthy, and that can be you, for a small sum of drama currency.

Duke (name) - 20000 Dramacoin or Marseybux

Marquess (name) - 10000 Dramacoin or Marseybux

Earl (name) - 5000 Dramacoin or Marseybux

Viscount (name) - 2500 Dramacoin or Marseybux

Baron (name) - 1000 Dramacoin or Marseybux

Sir (name) - 500 Dramacoin or Marseybux

Madam (name) - 250 Dramacoin or Marseybux

The secret police will be watching. Behave.

Pinging is banned,

No posting after curfew.

No mentions of the past.

I have always been the leader of the drama community.

with a garden stick. I am getting my revenge tonight.

MY fellow dramatards, what has happened here today is nothing short of a tragedy.. The gigajannies have once again ruined what was once a perfect creation...

This can not stand! Please send me 200 drama currency so that I can launch a campaign to restore pinging, that is all.

It is with a heavy heart that I have to announce that the badmins have come down on us.. A dark day for drama indeed...

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