Took a trip to the capitol recently, the "gifting" system they have is wild.
So basically DC passed something called i71 a couple years ago that made instructed the police to make pursuing weed distribution and sale the "lowest priority." This was a sort of sidestepped, weird form of decriminalization. This was then followed by i81, which did the same thing for "natural plants," so that includes shrooms, mescaline, ayahuasca, etc. However this didn't actually make the sale or distribution legal. So to get around this small restriction dealers have now switched to being "gifting" services, where you buy a sticker and then get a pound of weed as a "free gift" with purchase.
It's actually r-slurred how this works. I went to a bar with some friends on my final night there, and as I'm leaving a random homeless looking guy harasses us and asks if we want to be "gifted" some horrendous looking dmt vapes (which even funnier is not technically legal since i81 only decriminalizes the plant form, not powder), weed, or shrooms. Then along with it he has these rick and morty stickers, the price for each of course being 50-150 dollars. When did drugs become so gay and r-slurred.
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The year is 2050, and I’m looking to take a load off. I walk outside my pod apartment (5200/mo, Brooklyn) and find the nearest homeless man. He asks if I would like a Stranger Things funko pop. I agree, and pay him a thousand dollars. He hands it to me: it's the hot redhead girl. Nice. I immediately place in a glass jar for future use and take a Viagra, which came with the r-slurred lisp kid version that I bought yesterday, to prepare for the evening before refocusing my attention on the homeless man. He then picks a mushroom up from the ground and gifts it to me with my purchase. I thank him briefly, get mugged, and then go back upstairs to enjoy the shittiest trip of my life. I then turn on the news and see a cancer patient being executed live for possessing a gram of weed in the state of florida
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This has been cropping up as a loophole for a long time now. In the 60s and 70s iirc you could legally get peyote this way in a lot of states
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