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Exit Plan

Tomorrow I will slowly eat a half a bottle of oxies between bites of Haagen Dasz Pina Colada ice cream while getting head from a 19yo twink.

I am paying him a handsome fee to suck my peepee for 6 hours straight.

I have informed him that I may "fall asleep", but not to stop sucking because I want a wet dream. At some point he will realize I'm not actually sleeping.

Edit: This post is a joke. It's the internet you r-slurs lol.

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At least live stream it so we can watch the full six hours. We can take bets on when you actually have your 'wet dream'

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Set me up with an account somewhere and I will. I have a USB camera in my closet.

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Pay me 10000 DC first

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