Tomorrow I will slowly eat a half a bottle of oxies between bites of Haagen Dasz Pina Colada ice cream while getting head from a 19yo twink.
I am paying him a handsome fee to suck my peepee for 6 hours straight.
I have informed him that I may "fall asleep", but not to stop sucking because I want a wet dream. At some point he will realize I'm not actually sleeping.
Edit: This post is a joke. It's the internet you r-slurs lol.
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In that case, DO IT CUTE TWINK!
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After reading your reply I have decided that I am no longer joking.
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Alright. If you want, I'll suck you to death for a million dollars.
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There's nothing more unattractive than a poor begging for money.
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I'm not begging. I'm negotiating. This is strictly business. I'm setting my price and you are free to counter-offer.
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Age?
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pre-wall 20's
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Pick one.
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I look young
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