.webp?h=8 "Merry Fistmas!")
Tomorrow I will slowly eat a half a bottle of oxies between bites of Haagen Dasz Pina Colada ice cream while getting head from a 19yo twink.
I am paying him a handsome fee to suck my peepee for 6 hours straight.
I have informed him that I may "fall asleep", but not to stop sucking because I want a wet dream. At some point he will realize I'm not actually sleeping.
Edit: This post is a joke. It's the internet you r-slurs lol.
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It's gotta suck to be gay. Strags can just focus on fricking successively hotter women but our fallen bros have to concoct diabolical scenarios to feel any sort of progression
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