Let me know if you agree or disagree. I'll also be rating them with a letter grade.
Starting off with the first drug I ever tried, marijuana. I used to love pot and smoke it daily. Somewhere around age 20 it stopped agreeing with me and no matter how little I smoke the only noticeable affect this drug has is anxiety. It's gay and gross and I don't like weed. Sue me.
Grade: F
Second up is alcohol. This drug also used to be fun, but now I don't much care for it. I just get really sleepy. But I enjoy beer with a meal, cuz I'm a man.
Grade: C
Nicotine. Fricking love it, eh. Nothing quite hits the spot like nicotine and it's always there for you when you need it.
Grade: A
LSD. Too fricking long and I've done too much of the shit. Used to sell it in highschool. Anytime I take it it's just a bad trip and I'm told to hang up the phone. It still has a place in my heart though, but it's hard to explain. It almost feels like going to a magic show but you know all the tricks already.
Grade: C
Shrooms. Tastes like butt but at least it lasts a normal amount of time. Same problem as LSD, though. Psychs just ain't it for me anymore, and that's okay.
Grade: C
Salvia. Frick that shit.
Grade: F--
DMT. Too much for me. Every time I've broken through I fight it too hard and just give myself a bad trip.
Grade: D
Adderall. I thought I liked stims, but really it just gives me anxiety and I also gack my jaw all over the place. Not a huge fan.
Grade: C
Benzos. What's the point of these little dudes except to knock the frick out? All my friends got wildly addicted to these in our earlier years but I never got the appeal. Just makes me sleep. Kinda nice.
Grade: B
Opiates. What's not to love? Makes your whole body feel like it's on a cloud. All the pain is gone. Good little dudes.
Grade: A+
Cocaine. Frick me did I get addicted to this shit. Another drug I've sold a lot of. Genuinely enjoyable in a party situation. Love to mix it with alcohol and play darts. Had a bad problem with it but quit cold turkey when I found out my wife was pregnant and now every time I do it I get anxiety and feel like shit. Idk the high kinda just feels like addiction as a high I guess though.
Grade: B
MDMA. Overdid it in highschool. Killed the magic and my braincels.
Grade: D
Meth. Only purposefully smoked it once, probably snorted it a bunch of times. Kinda feels like adderall 2.0 but with more addiction
Grade: F
Heroin. Only smoked it once. Puked. Felt great. Then instant withdrawals. Not fun.
Grade: F
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For about 30 minutes, I thought my brain was permanently fricked up from salvia. Was terrified that I was never going to be a functioning human after that. Frick salvia.
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I got turned into a carpet for eternity vibing in space and then an Aztec b-word stepped out, yelled at me, and then rolled my carpet butt up which was debilitatingly painful. Salvia sucks but if you don't break through you get those weird joyless giggles that don't stop which is kinda cool I guess.
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No DXM or DPH?
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Or nitrous
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No I'm not fricking white trash. I can buy real drugs.
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Weird thing to say immediately after admitting to accidentally doing meth multiple times
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I wish I could go back and do acid/shrooms for the first time again, those subsequent experiences never feel the same.
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A man cannot step into the same river twice
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Congrats on growing in to a functional adult.
Have you tried mixing a few drinks with a little pot lately? I do that a few times a year at parties or on lazy rainy days and it always hits the spot. For me the combination is much more pleasant than either on its own.
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Yeah that's about the only time it's somewhat enjoyable. Like the tiniest little puff and some alcohol and it isn't terrible for sure.
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What about datura?
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I have found this little mantra works for me when I feel like I'm getting in over my head:
"Hey you! Stop being a cute twink. Put on some Homestar or Bugs Bunny something."
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Where does The Holy Bible rank?
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Giving Addy a D is unusual. If you have high blood pressure or other underlying cardiovascular issues, I can see how it would cause anxiety. But other stims should do the same, especially meth (which I've admittedly never done).
Slow release probably would diminish some of the anxiety.
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All stims give me anxiety
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Ok - I'd blindly speculate it's a blood pressure thing.
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Try nutmeg
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Stims: A
Psychs: A
Everything else: B-
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Opiates though? 🤤
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They made me barf up a great meal last night but also made me smash for hours and the kitty was fire
B-
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