Personal opinionated review of all the drugs I've ever tried

Let me know if you agree or disagree. I'll also be rating them with a letter grade.

Starting off with the first drug I ever tried, marijuana. I used to love pot and smoke it daily. Somewhere around age 20 it stopped agreeing with me and no matter how little I smoke the only noticeable affect this drug has is anxiety. It's gay and gross and I don't like weed. Sue me.

Grade: F

Second up is alcohol. This drug also used to be fun, but now I don't much care for it. I just get really sleepy. But I enjoy beer with a meal, cuz I'm a man.

Grade: C

Nicotine. Fricking love it, eh. Nothing quite hits the spot like nicotine and it's always there for you when you need it.

Grade: A

LSD. Too fricking long and I've done too much of the shit. Used to sell it in highschool. Anytime I take it it's just a bad trip and I'm told to hang up the phone. It still has a place in my heart though, but it's hard to explain. It almost feels like going to a magic show but you know all the tricks already.

Grade: C

Shrooms. Tastes like butt but at least it lasts a normal amount of time. Same problem as LSD, though. Psychs just ain't it for me anymore, and that's okay.

Grade: C

Salvia. Frick that shit.

Grade: F--

DMT. Too much for me. Every time I've broken through I fight it too hard and just give myself a bad trip.

Grade: D

Adderall. I thought I liked stims, but really it just gives me anxiety and I also gack my jaw all over the place. Not a huge fan.

Grade: C

Benzos. What's the point of these little dudes except to knock the frick out? All my friends got wildly addicted to these in our earlier years but I never got the appeal. Just makes me sleep. Kinda nice.

Grade: B

Opiates. What's not to love? Makes your whole body feel like it's on a cloud. All the pain is gone. Good little dudes.

Grade: A+

Cocaine. Frick me did I get addicted to this shit. Another drug I've sold a lot of. Genuinely enjoyable in a party situation. Love to mix it with alcohol and play darts. Had a bad problem with it but quit cold turkey when I found out my wife was pregnant and now every time I do it I get anxiety and feel like shit. Idk the high kinda just feels like addiction as a high I guess though.

Grade: B

MDMA. Overdid it in highschool. Killed the magic and my braincels.

Grade: D

Meth. Only purposefully smoked it once, probably snorted it a bunch of times. Kinda feels like adderall 2.0 but with more addiction

Grade: F

Heroin. Only smoked it once. Puked. Felt great. Then instant withdrawals. Not fun.

Grade: F