Hi all! Some people (!jannies !powerusers !illuminati) have decided that we're too dangerous to give mechanical implementation, hoping that a lack of such would prevent us from functioning as a House.
Do not worry!
I will just manually keep track of all of our members on this handy dandy public ledger.
Founding Members
Members
Sworn Enemies
The founders of all of the other Houses.
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I want a triple membership in your house
, my own house 
, and the houseless house.
By the way, you can't edit posts older than one week.
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I'll just need to make a new one of these every week.
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If the world chooses to become House Edgy's enemy, we will fight like we always have!
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You will never be a real house.
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Wow I bet u think the uwu mwemwe is stiww funny. Gwo kiww ywourself nyeanderthwl
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We alweady are a rewl hwouse, dwogfwucker
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Add me. Mostly want to join because none of the other houses fit me
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Already did.
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I would like to become a member of house edgy.
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Already done, xueen.
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Uh you know I'm a House Vampire founder?
But I'm sure we can coexist
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I know, but I know your cold, dead heart lies with us. When our implementation happens, we can get rid of those ghastly wings by your name.
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I didn't make the enemies list
I keep stacking fat
s tonight
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Also you're on it under the category "founders of all other Houses."
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Would you call an ant that crosses your path an enemy, or a nuisance?
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I didn't have to fundraise for /h/vamp, but that's just me big-leaguing
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Don't be throwing stones with your little house member ledger there, bucko.
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Ywnbarh
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DONT AT ME AGAIN AHHH
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House Edgy is a subsidiary of house vampire.
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Only the elite are allowed in House Edgy. house vampire bows to us.
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!downmarseyrs
btw I noticed you capitalized House Edgy and didn't capitalize house vampire so who is the subsidiary of who?
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Vampire house must feel like Amazon bookstores when they started shipping books instead of building more brick and mortar
Obsolete
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Agreed. They should have started shipping brick and mortar
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RETVRN TO 1823
What they mean when they say this:
Me, a white drug addict, hearing that:
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It's cause we have subtle rulership from the shadows
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Not subtle enough to stop me from setting the local Sabbat packs on your havens.
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We're more like a cancerous growth who overtook the host then fell off.
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We're like that Malignant back of the head demon baby twin or whatever that was meant to be
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Chaotic king
of administration
Other houses could never be this maliciously dedicated and diabolically organized
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Sign me up my neighbor. I'm not racist, femboy, furry, or.. what was the other one?
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finally a house allegiance that speaks to me.
let me in
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Can i be a sworn enemy?
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You're already listed. You'd have to do something extra heinous to get a distinct listing.
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I submit my edgy application as the creator of Stacey Thunderc*nt
Let's GOOOOOOO WE GOT IN BOYS
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You say that but carpathianflorist is actually a cool guy. We met at Ruq-con (same hotel floor) and after the VIP party we went to a bar for some more drinks. He's kind of strange, he has rainbow hair and a lilac suit (he likes to be counter-culture) but he's a smart guy who makes the types of joke that you wouldn't repeat around deal old Grandma, over all fun to be around. The only odd thing was when I went to the urinal before I left he came up behind me, slipped a finger in my butt and said "No one will believe you" and walked off without another word. Not a bad guy when you get to know him.
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aw man, why did no one invite me?
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