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EFFORTPOST HOUSE EDGY: ONE YEAR IN

https://rdrama.net/post/68818/house-edgy-rises
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One year ago, on this very day, http://rDrama.net was changed forever. The four decadent Houses found themselves faced with their dark reflection: House Edgy. This accursed house of rejects and malcontents has tormented dramatards ever since. Our antics are as varied as our users, who all have their very own unique Kingdom Hearts OCs.

VICTORIES OVER SITE ADMINS

We gave Joan cancer

Washed-up has-been /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy thought it would be good fun to relive his glory days of being on top of /r/drama by making a cutest pets competition. Unfortunately, he failed to consider that cute animals are an affront to House Edgy's sensibilities. When submissions came, our very own @TheDunceonMaster submitted the worm Grek, as worms crawl in the Earth's filthy skin, just as we listen to "CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL" on loop. After rallying the edgelords, Grek won with 68 votes, beating the admin plant pick, @The_Homocracy's beloved Booberry. (We're chill with Homocracy now, he's one of us.) This hurt Joan's feelings. But a deal's a deal, and the money we earned from winning the contest bought us /h/edgy. No capybara shenanigans involved. Joan got cancer shortly after and has been removed as an admin and probably died. Afterwards, I fed Grek to my pet frog because even winners deserve tragic endings.

We got Idio axed.

Our very own @Don_wei exposed Idio as a p-dophile. After Idio banned Don for speaking truth to power, we took our revenge. The resulting fallout let to us taking over the entire site, plastering it with anti-Idio sentiment. Before the day was over, Idio was removed as an admin, and our very own @HeyMoon was selected as his replacement.

VICTORIES OVER OTHER HOUSES

The Ping Group

!edgelords is the biggest ping group of all House ping groups, with 60 users. House Furry's !furries has 52, House Vampire's !vampires has 23, House Femboy's !bottoms has 11, and House Racist's !aryans has a pathetic 4. WE ARE BIGGER THAN FURRY AND RACIST COMBINED.

The Holes

During the past year, both /h/vampire and /h/racist were deleted due to inactivity. While they have been re-created: the message is clear. Vampires just don't give enough shits about themselves to maintain a hole. /h/racist, on the other hand, was taken down by House Edgy sleeper agent @SlackerNews' web of alts and spies. /h/edgy was crowdfunded from the start and has never been deleted.

Racist's Breakdown

Aside from their ping group and hole, House Racist are in a bad spot. Their supreme leader, @Sleepy_Major_General, who tried to strike down House Edgy at its very creation, has been demopped and left the site, as well as his lieutenant, @Penny. Racists are aimless and lifeless, almost as dead as Vampire.

JUST COOL SHIT WE DID FOR OURSELVES

By the way, did you know that House Edgy has the most OC of any House? Take a look at the beautiful artwork made by us:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526421881912.webp

and

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526424701078.webp

by @Its_All_Donkey_Kong_Man

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526426222863.webp

and

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526427804558.webp

by @hyt4

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526428825438.webp

and

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1684552643246264.webp

by @TheDunceonMaster

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526434139247.webp

and

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526436142724.webp

by @Jumm

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526441324615.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526439391294.webp

and

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526442200303.webp

by @Elon_SUSk

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526443374462.webp

and

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526445151212.webp

by @Cdace

And finally, the BLACKSOULS emoji line by @Chapose :marseyalice: :marseyalice2: :marseyalice3: :marseyalice4: :marseyleaf: :marseyleafsmiling: :marseydorothy: :marseyredhood: :marseyelisabeth: :marseymabel: :marseycheshire2: :marseycheshire3: :marseycheshire4: :marseyvictoria: :marseyvictoria2:

THE FUTURE?

This last year has been great, but I have an announcement to make regarding our futures.

HOUSE EDGY IS NOT A REAL HOUSE.

HOUSE EDGY IS THE ONLY REAL HOUSE.

What have the other Houses done that can even compare to us? Icons for their names and awards? They didn't do those, those were granted by jannies. What other House has done the operations we have? What other House had to fund its own hole initially? What other House can compare to the amount and quality of OC that we make? None.

House Vampire, House Furry, House Femboy, and House Racist: you will never be real Houses.

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Sorry this was so late, it's been a loooong day. Also my basement flooded. !badgemaxxers the badges will be handed out tomorrow and the following days, it will take a moment to verify what everyone has completed. Special thanks to !jannies for going along with this whole thing.

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thanj you for upvoting all my posts and comments

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:m#arseyawardretard2:

me upvoting you

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Didn't get a chance to join yet so I haven't had the opportunity to spread the good word :marseycry:

Wait never mind you already approved me I'm r-slurred. What do I need to do to get a badge?


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It's fine, House Edgy operates on polychronic time so you've got all the time you need to do your share (so like by the time I verify badge handouts tomorrow)

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What do I need to do to get this badge (I'm a badge whore and I really want an edgy badge)


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>What do I need to do to get this badge

Sending me 100 DC is a very good start to getting the badges

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Digital blackface?

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I'm on it, King


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Also my basement flooded. !

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hmm basement flooded yesterday. only a few places in the US that would be likely to happen :hmm:

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