It was the only way to finally destroy globohomo and the likes. Ashes to ashes, motherlovers.

@tooka

@cirno

@Jugga_esports

That's what I did to them.

A post to keep the best rdrama hole alive

We all know he's gonna look like that by the end of his shift. But he got a hat, who's the loser now, NEETstrags?

@carpathianflorist Stop unbanning me or I will scalp you, wear your scalp as a condom then skull-frick your eye sockets while you bleed to death.

^{I don't like how this one turned out, but when do I ever?}

Sylveon is from Kalos, a Pokemon region based on France.

Crosspost from Deuxrama (Want to join?): https://deuxrama.net/post/263/sylveon-with-a-french-flag

Original Size

It was bound to happen. But I probably won't make a habit of drawing these two together, I don't think they belong close to each other.

This piece of shit drawing went through many iterations, because I'm an uncreative hack and I had to I bruteforced my way into making something I felt looked decent enough.

Why the crayon style was chosen? Several reasons.

1. The crayon brushes were quite fun and easy to use.

2. It represents my mental age

3. It reminds me of my favorite childhood "snack" 🖍️

4. I'm a Krayon (sister toucher) alt and the jannies should permaban me right now.

/h/eevee's future is uncertain. But for now, it will cling for its life for a week longer.

Where is the paste-type eeveelution

how do i get them to pay rent? All they do is sleep and eat.

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human peepees, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have s*x with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human peepee. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take peepee all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

It's been 1 year since I decided to ruin my life for good and start an account here

This was supposed to be a quick doodle as I'm extremely busy lately (still took me over 2 hours because I suck) I didn't even have time to abuse the double DC weekend

It looks like absolute dogshit and I don't care, I just wanted to draw something stupid to "celebrate" my even stupider account's birthday. After all, I only started drawing because of rdrama. How pathetic is it that I got a new hobby from a gossip site?

Did you know that I failed art class back in high school? and that was the last time I ever drawn anything before rdrama? That was a very long time ago by the way, but I know you can't tell because I'm such a good artist and I don't hate everything I draw.

Alright, you can all laugh at the r-slurred Deviant Artist now. At this point I should create an account there, unironically.

Also did you know it's possible to remove a pin award from your own post? I will never allow one of my posts be pinned ever again, not on my fricking watch

I made it for a friend whose job title is EV Superintendent

special /h/eevee challenge

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHO THESE SHITSTAINS CLAIM TO WORK FOR, FOX NEWS? MORE LIKE FRICK NEWS! YOU ALL WORK FOR THE CORPORATE PRESS RULED BY THE GAY REPTILIAN ARMY! DIE! (in minecraft of course).

Fun fact: incels causes mass shootings and kill innocent people, Journ*lists are incels. Killing Journos is the moral and right thing to do (in that Swedish block game, obviously).

I don't know which is worse, the fact I decided to waste my time making this or how shit it ended up looking.

the part at the end (2:50 onwards) unironically sounds good as a sample

Only now do you realize the consequences on your actions and beg for mercy, but it falls on deaf ears.

There are a lot of weird fishes on rdrama, too.