It's the 80th anniversary of the 20 July Plot/Operation Valkyrie

Clown von Sloppenberg's plan:

>Kill Hitler

>R-slur eliminated. Repeat r-slur eliminated

>Arrest Gauleiters, Gestapo & SS chiefs

>Assimilate SS, SD and Gestapo into the Heer

>Create a conservative, militarist regime which would be even more restrictive

>Convince everypony attacking us we are somehow better because Hitler bad, Hitler dead

>Surely they will agree too our peace terms, for the lulz

>Achieve this entire nightmare reorganization while the Soviets are already at Warsaw advancing like the Mongol Horde

This plan might be the stupidest plan of WW2, even considering those never executed like Operation Sealion or the Nero Decree

!r-slurs Day of our Patron Saint

Hillary 2024 for the death penalty