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The Story of Alexander the Great started with an argument about bussy
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Is it really dramatic? Then just put it in the main feed.
Is it chuddy? (Be honest.) Then /h/chudrama.
Is it from back in old boomer times or before?
This is the place for it.
Feel free to talk about history here at
whatever level of seriousness you feel like.
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Imagine getting gang r*ped in the stables by lowly servants.
Smh
At least you can get clout from a Diddy or Weinstein r*pe.
Also, isn't everything we know about this moid second hand? He probably existed, but 100% of the information is copied from some lost scrolls.
I don't doubt they were bussy lovers though
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Xir was really Alexandra
and xir was Slavic
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Not Slavic but legit actual real truth that nobody wants to tell you: His mother was Albanian.
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See? That's why the Persians had a problem with him.
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Yeah that's right I was molested by the fish
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Epstein?
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c*rpstein
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Why the frick were the Greeks some down to r*pe? Like they just rounded everyone up and said "hey wanna come blast this guys bussy?"
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Oh come on, even Plutarch wouldn't make up something like this.
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ÄŞ don't care what they tell you in school, Plutarch was right
Trans lives matter
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Throwing yourself into battle was pretty standard in those days tho... men eould compete to be in the front line of the phallanx where they were most likely to be killed. A lot of people think Elysium was Greek heaven for good people but it was actually the home of "the brave dead".
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The nature of the afterlife changed over time
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I bet it did, what with all the gay greeks going there
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Same with Athenian democracy, the "tyrant killer" who killed the last king was actually simple angry that he fricked his twink.
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ugh scrotes
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This your first time reading stories from the Greco-Roman period?
99% of all historical accounts, myths and tragedies start with an argument about bussy.
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The problem is, history was written by people very similar to use. Like Suetonius' Lives of the Twelve Caesars. Constant unfounded accusations that guys are male feminists, libertarians, porn enthusiasts (this was considered incredibly perverted when paper was so expensive), drunk and high all the time, etc. Caligula was the original lolcow.
While they certainly knew what a catamite was (they did invent the word) there's very few mentions of gay stuff in what I've read. Off the top of my head: Herodotus said the Cretans ran out of land so to control their population they started molesting boys, Xenophon mentions his men going after women and boys. The stuff about everybody being gay seems to originate c. 1st Century at least and was really blown out of proportion by the queers who ran the classics departments in English colleges.
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Then I'm not sure what you're reading, but you sound like a wannabe intellectual.
Men starting dating boys and singing to them outside their windows before they reached puberty and there's tons of source material and long boring butt poems written about it.
Pliny the Elder even complains about one of the senators spending all day fricking boys instead of doing his fricking job.
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That's just untrue.
There was no concept of "libertarianism" (pederasty was "consensual") just as there was no concept of "heterosexual" or "homosexual".
Pliny wasn't upset the guy was fricking boys, he was upset he wasn't doing his job.
The only thing you got called out for was bottoming as a grown man (see: after puberty) with the slur cinaedus.
Basically being called a pervert like Julius Caesar famously was called, cause he was
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No, but I didn't know about this specific instance.
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God alone knows the future, but only an historian can alter the past.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Having someone gang
d is way more based than killing them.
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