J.K.Rool says: Dude Blunderbussy LMBO
In this pic you see Elon Musk, Alice Weidel AfD and Friedrich Merz CDU
Sexplanation:
Soon the !germs will get eternally cucked by another lefty+conservative coalition. Despite that our shitlibs went into sneed mode not against the far right AfD but the conservative party CDU. They dared to share a single opinion with Hitlers reincarnation: "Maybe we have too much illegal immigration" 
So they voted last week for more border control but got help from the AfD. This made all the r-slurred lefties in the country go ballistic. They stormed CDU offices and demolished and sneeded around. But of course only in cities that are already pure lefty strongholds, yet the media portrayed this as a general opinion that our democracy is failing because of Friedrich Merz. There is the thing called "Brandmauer" => fire wall that is formally that no one should never ever work with the AfD! Under no circumstances, ignoring one quarter of Germanies voters 
Enjoy the wild ride:
Nazi-Tutorial-Fire Wall
Ape-Trap
Merz holds the AfD Logo
That's a classy one 
The Merkel Slap
WE'RE GOING TRAD! 
Jesus destroys the C in CDU, it stands for Christian. Everybody knows Christianity is only saved by an endless immigration of muslims 
You can kiss your crazy wife
Nothing more german than literal shit
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Literally 45 years ago.
READ π ANOTHER π BOOK π
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Real nazis don't even exist in politics anymore. The farthest mainstream rights are all technocrats and all the actual national socialists, fascists, falagnists are stuck in small barely politically active groups.
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The only possible way to resurrect them is to do exactly what Germany has been doing for a generation. Has this been the Nazis playing 4d chess all this time?
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Lapp, I always thought you were against sidevoting fascism. But yet you're not up to your own standards
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Real, non-LARP nazis are exceedingly rare nowadays indeed. But as you can see from the high bar that these comics represent, the NPC remains a prevalent scourge on the world
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Falangists?
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Spheroid doesn't know about the Spanoid and latam version of Nazis
!latinx
@BrasilIguana 
@BWC
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Every fricking time, it's always the moderates who they really hate.
Yet there's nothing like this for communists in a country that was oppressed by them for 45 years. Curious.
Why does that guy have Russian flag socks on? Have these tards deluded themselves into thinking that Merkel was against the Russians?
It's been appalling watching this play out over the last couple decades. They could have solved it back then if they just followed the Redactorplan for Germany: Pause most immigration for a couple years and use that time to think about what kind of immigration we want. Who? How many?
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young male middle easterners
lots
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Even if that's what the people chose, it would be heck of a lot better than doing it without letting anyone even talk about the subject.
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Merz position is to help the Ukrainians more than every other party, beside the greens, its so delusional. But what's even funnier that the overly r-slurred shitlibs don't get: Merkels comments against Merz helps to establish a serious conservative party again. Merkel has ruined that party in my opinion and her sneeding is good, the lefties going ape shit is good. If Merz has balls he may lead germany into a not r-slurred wingcuck chud-fest. But that chance is small tbf. I am still not conviced.
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There used to be a similar thing for Die Linke, especially when the SDP and CDU coalition was still a thing under Merkel, im though I'm not sure if that was beyond the federal level as I believe the Greens and SDP joined in a government with Die Linke in Thuringia
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Technically still is but the whole idea of a cordon sanitaire only matters when whatever you're condoning has a danger of getting out. Die Linke is a meme right now so it's irrelevant on the national level. Never existed on the state level though especially early on for obvious reasons. TBH Even the firewall doesn't really exist against the AfD the more local you get such as within municipalities along with the infamous state-level cordon breach attempts in Thuringia and somewhere else I can't remember.
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Are these fetish things
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It's g*rmans so obviously yes
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At least nobody's getting eaten this time.
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Real talk !germs: How r-slurred/bad is AFD compared to Trump/Musk?
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Their positions about immigrants can be similar to trump ("and some, I suppose, are good people"). They are not heavily hedging every sentence they say about arab migrants which our mainstream media and politicians don't like and sensationalize. No "the immigrants of eating our cats"-level of speech, but maybe how
@KONGthedral might describe pakis.
Some in the party are /h/chudrama or pol level racists and didn't manage to hide their powerlevel. The party isn't really purging them, similar to how musk isn't cancelling the chud-zoomer working under him.
They argue for strategic realignment with russia and leaving the EU.
They hate the mainstream media and want to defund quasi-state media.
They really hate wind turbines, for what I can tell pretty r-slurred reasons. I.e. I've seen some online chuds argue with microplastic emissions (which seems to be true) that lead to boar-livers not being edible anymore in some regions and in the past they argued that birds will die in the rotorblades.
I'm not sure about that one: From what I've seen, they've permanently degraded the politeness-level in our parliament, where now politicians will often loudly complain while someone else is speaking, which started with AfD. Now politicians will also do this to them.
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I can see these being dealbreakers, but didnt Merkel make germany already heavily dependent on Russia?
Hasn't solar surpassed wind by now when it comes to efficiency? Do they have a similar stance on solar?
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I hate this fricking rhetoric, it was the free economy that has initiated it. Merkel was fine with it. Nord Stream 2 was planned in 2013, before the shit happened in ukraine. Funnily enough it was mostly the russians who payed for it. So you can say that europe cucked them in general
I know, it was forcefully, and if Ukros were responsible (high chance) it sucks. Yet we had other piplines that the ziggers weren't happy to agree to use as an alternative. I need to mention europe never had sanctions against gas, and till 2025 gas flew through ukraine that ukros and ziggers were fine to it.
ON TOP, russia tried to extort germany with r-slurred shit in the beginning of the war in summer of 2022. We had the turbines from nordstream 1 send to canada for maintenance. After begging canada to get them back to germany because of sanctions, canada agreed after 2 weeks
to give them back. We received them and then send them back to russia. And for no reason at all russia said "We dindu where da turbines are". Not breaking the laws but already being hostile to germany. 
by pretending the turbines never arrived despite beign in their responsibility. Even further, it is know that ziggers had alternative turbines, that they always used historically, but couldn't muster them now 
. Already playing with European energy security. Shout out to 
@Thirtythirst4sissies listen, these buttholes use you like a fiddle. 
@PeepeeButtKiss You're an absolute r-slur.
!neolibs diversify your energy. Unless you can dig it out yourself, IF the price is right.
!germs remember this shit.
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Don't drink from plastic straws, chuds
This shit alone makes me sneed hard. "The Birds are getting shredded". Holy r-slurred brainlet of the lovelst human evolution possible. BIRDS DIE A THOUSAND TIMES MORE when they hit glass buildings and trucks. DISMANTLE ALL CIVILIZATION fricking inept r-slurs
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Autarky >Nuclear > Sucking putins peepee for muh energy
Sure about that? I think the disruption is equal
But it's annoying. While in the good old days SPD and CDU also had hefty beef during the speeches in the 60-80's
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I have zero intentions of reading all of that crap
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DzieΕ dobry
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What does the T stand for?
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It stands for !sphereserfmurderers
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No it doesn't
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Trump?
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It does, but your upkonging of a sidevoting b-word makes me suspicious don't you mean to be a !sphereserfmurderers
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I am an upkong whore, I upkong instinctively, I assure you I am ardent supporter of !sphereserfmurderers
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I read in some
@Salvadore_Ally_Chud article that musk has >12 children though 
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12 children to be exact. I wouldn't be surprised if he has donated to sperm banks as well though.
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Darn has Horsey met his match?
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