LAschools decides that American children aren't fat enough and they need to destroy "false heirarchies of food".

https://x.com/UTLAUncensored/status/1569179938334601217

Investmaxx in fatb-word activewear now.

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Update:

We joked they must work for @MDLZ, the nutritionist actually does! So first libs love Pfizer, now Mondelez? I don’t recognize Dems anymore. So glad i left last year.

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It always impresses me how much more evil food compaanies are willing to be than any other industry. Death squads over bananas lmao

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Lysenkoism but backwards lmao

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Only women come up with this kind of dumb shit.

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The empire is dying, isn't it?

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Been hearing that for the past 50 years and US military only got stronger since then.

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:marseychingchongsupremacy::marseyjewoftheorient:

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We’ve been doing this for decades. At least Congress isn’t involved this time

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*decaying

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holy shit is that an isaac reference

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:#marsey:

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I feed my kids veggies and they make fat jokes to their mom. Hopefully they stay thin or 1950s fat.

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It's like they didn't even know :marseyhesright: what :marseywtf2: a fat woman :marseysexylibrarian: looks like so they just :marseyblops2chadcel: tried to draw her as a buff cross :marseyjesus2: dresser instead.

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Men posting their Ls online

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remember, you do not need to earn food

It really is current year plus seven

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I sincerely hope the world collapses so I can lead a cruel military government in my area

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You have my vote.

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I went to a casino in the Midwest the other night and I stg 2/3rd of people I saw were fat. I really think we’ve hit the point of no return. On the bright side I think in 10 years not being a fricking blimp will be enough to be a 6/10 at least.

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>in 10 years

10 years ago lol

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Neighbor easiest way too get laid is don't be fat.

trans lives matter not

:#trumpjaktalking:

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Fatoids frick other fatoids. Its easy to frick if fat

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wrong

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Not trying to fedpost but we need to find who is behind these psyops and nuke them.

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no. amerifats just happen to have zero impulse control

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Fricking Palestinians

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We know who you are, Nazi. We analyzed your gait and spent years perfecting AI to work through masks. Expect us. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We are anonymarsey.

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I literally do not care come @ me

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Spokane this weekend? :marseynouautism:

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Drive to africa and we can fight.

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Last time that did not work out

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no, we did a lot of stuff but the mayos made themselves fat

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what the frick i saw the merchant for like half a second and now i can't get it back

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I thought it was supposed to be one of those rabbit-duck drawings, but with an owl and a jew instead. Turns out it's just a jew-shaped owl.

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Seriously. Is it Russia, China, just the glowies accelerating decohesion so Bezos and friends can see the line go up? WTF is going on?!

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I would not be surprised at all if China was funneling money toward morons with an agenda

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It's fat bitches yo. Not that complicated. Just incels with good pr

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With all the processed shit out there, you have to make a conscious effort to stay thin. Still not defending fatties tho, they should be forced into weightloss camps

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We already pay for their mistakes, and their hubris, through higher taxes and higher insurance premiums

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Seems like my plan for Operation: Trim the Fat is becoming more timely with every day

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Unironically code reds could fix society

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Just watched this the other night, it's beyond hilarious that D'Onofrio is considered disgustingly fat, these days he'd the skinniest non-methhead in any given midwestern Walmart.

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society can't handle the truth.

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For instance, harmful thought patterns like "earning" food through exercising or that dessert is the reward for the "punishment" of eating vegetables

This is unironically correct, however obviously the conclusion they draw is "so just eat the junk food anyway" instead of the correct conclusion that rewarding healthy habits with unhealthy ones is obviously r-slurred. Also, anyone who claims to dislike vegetables is just outing themselves as being unable to cook.

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Wrong. Vegetables taste like shit. You're confusing the butter/oil and herbs/spices (kinda vegetables I guess) that you use to make vegetables not taste like shit with the actual vegetables

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Wrong. Vegetables still taste good when boiled as long as they're seasoned and not cooked to mush. They don't taste amazing or anything, but they definitely don't taste bad

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I prefer well cooked vegetables to deserts. I think the crux of this issue is a societal dearth of cooking ability.

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tbh if you eat vegetables for a while you'll start liking them. people who hate veggies just never eat them. something to do with your gut bacteria

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Disliking vegetables is a moral failing

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:mar#seyagreefast:

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Eating a sneakers after the gym has worked out pretty well for me

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If you're bulking then sure, eating after going to the gym is definitely a good thing. But most people's primary goal should be to lose weight, in which case I don't think that rewarding yourself for exercising with food is a good idea 99% of the time.

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Eating sneakers

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Idk how you spell it

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shoes u fukn tard

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S****ers

Remember your N-word pass.

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My god! These Snickers are the darkest Snickers I've ever seen! And I didn't even pay full price!

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What are you even trying to spell? Snacks?

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snickers probably

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Also, anyone who claims to dislike vegetables is just outing themselves as being unable to cook.

:marseyhesright: It's really all about preparation and how they are seasoned. Literally any vegetable fried in a pan with a bit of oil and nothing more than salt and pepper on it is good, and that's just the most basic way.

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It also depends on the vegetables. I started buying frozen broccoli a few months ago to save money and it was fricking awful. Made me realize that people are probably eating that mushy garbage and hate it with good reason. Went back to organic, its well worth the money.

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I have been lazy and steaming vegetables in my rice cooker top occasionally, cooking rice with eggs mixed in in the cooker itself

then throw on some rice wine vinegar, soy sauce, and sesame seeds

literally 2 minutes of prep time and it's delicious and good, idk how people fail at this

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That's not even lazy, actually pretty :marseybigbrain:

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ya but it's still effortless

like 80g of rice, prolly half a pound/250g cooked, two cups of vegetable (I just do broccoli + cauliflower + beans), and crack two eggs into the rice and stir it in well before starting to cook

it's not nearly as nice as actually making fried rice in the wok but it's close to zero effort

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Nooooo you don't understand I have to use the microwave and maybe boil it if I can't find a microwave recipe

It's literally impossible :marseyimpossibru: to use high :marseybigbrain: heat to cook :marseypizzaslice: things!!

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I steam vegetables in the microwave every day and get a tasty lunch out if it. Also like my salads with no seasoning or dressing. Just appreciate the taste of the vegetables themselves.

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My lazy meal at home is just frozen vegetables mix just microwaved

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Grilled vegetables with a little olive oil, salt & pepper is great too and stupidly easy.

It's like people wont eat something that didn't come from a bag, wrapped in bacon, and cover with cheese. :marseysick:

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ill wrap you in bacon and cover u with cheez

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:#marseylove:

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zoz

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zle

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anyone who claims to dislike vegetables is just outing themselves as being unable to cook.

Unless they live in :marseyflagnetherlands: ,dutch vegetables taste like non dutch water

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Are dutch vegetables worse than vegetables everywhere else? That's not a stereotype I've ever heard before.

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Stamppot is bad in the sense that it's extremely bland. Dutch food :marseyburrito: is basically German/Poland food :marseyappleseed: with everything bad in these kind of food.

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Dutch food makes English Indigenous food delicious in comparison.

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They dont tasta like anything

Except tomatoes but theyr :marseyakshually:not a vegetabld

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I always assumed it was a way of weening off of horrible eating.

And I mean, eating a box of doughnuts and sitting on the couch is worse than eating a box of doughnuts after running a few miles.

Perfect is the enemy of the good, or something :marseyshrug:

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more people should get a sports watch that tracks shit, then go run a 10k, they would be shocked how few calories you actually burn, just don't eat lmao

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I doubt normal and fat people burn calories at the same rate

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Yeah most exercise is really just a way to give yourself a could hundred calorie overhead at best.

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A box of doughnuts is like 1800 calories

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Probably closer to 3000

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a doughnut is like 300 because most of it is the doughy part, a box is 6, I didn't mean a big butt box

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I've always heard of people getting them by the dozen for the office and shit :marseyshrug:

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Who eats a box of doughnuts tho? You get a box for the entire family and maybe eat one. Two at most if it's a party I guess. But then after that it's just too much.

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Who fricking buys a box of them?

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When you have family of 9 you kinda have to if everyone wants doughnuts.

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Nope. Say you have 9 people. I assume at most 2-4 are adults. So you only need 2-4

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You just don't give donuts to the children?

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Yes but you split the donuts

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Just run a couple marathons... You'll burn that right off. :marseybutt:

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Sure, I guess that eating a box of doughnuts after exercising is better than eating it without exercising, but I wouldn't go nearly as far as to say that it qualifies as good. Imo there's literally never any excuse to eat an entire box of doughnuts.

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there's literally never any excuse to eat an entire box of doughnuts

Think again.

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Embrace suffering and asceticism for the glory of god

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Imo there's literally never any excuse to eat an entire box of doughnuts.

It's not so bad if you're OK with purging :marseypuke:

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